Avatar premieres and no-one can decide if it's good or bad

26Liz McClarnon at the Avatar London premiereSabrina Washington at the Avatar London premiereadvertLisa Snowdon at the Avatar London premiereDavid Haye at the Avatar London premiereJames Blunt keeps the faith at the Avatar London premiereadvertSimon Pegg at the Avatar London premiereMichelle Rodriguez at the Avatar London premiereThe Cast of Avatar at their London premiereJames Horner and John Landau at the Avatar London premiereadvertSophie Ellis Bexter and her son at the Avatar London premiereSarah Cawood at the Avatar London premiereJoe Calzaghe and David Haye at the Avatar London premiereLois Winstone at the Avatar London premiereadvertStephen Lang at the Avatar London premiereMichelle Rodriguez at the Avatar London premiereLaz Alonso at the Avatar London premiereSigourney Weaver at the Avatar London premiereadvertBrian May at the Avatar London premiereSam Worthington at the Avatar London premiereZoe Saldana at the Avatar London premiereJames Cameron at the Avatar London premiereadvertKimberley Wyatt at the Avatar London premiereGiovanni Ribisi at the Avatar London premiereJoe David Moore at the Avatar London premiere

Sigourney Weaver at the Avatar London premiereSigourney Weaver at the Avatar London premiere

Avatar-m of your life etc
Fri, 11/12/2009 - 15:12 by Mr. HM

James Cameron's new film Avatar has been in the making for 57 years and in order to realise his dream has had to drive to every cinema in the world and replace the SCART leads for more expensive component cables. Rest assured, this is a very important movie indeed.

How do we know this? Because we've been told it for the past 4 bloody years. So - as usualy the reviews are either giving it 5 stars and saying it's the cinematic version of God having a wank, or 1 star saying it's Ferngully with guns.

Who fucking cares - looks quite good - script will be utter gash though.

Anyway, this is all detracting from the important pictures of celebrities on the red carpet in clothes one size too small. FORTHWITH!

I'm not quite sure who keeps inviting Liz McClarnon and Sophie Ellis Bextor to these things. Did they move into Madonna's old house before she remembered to redirect the post or something? Anyway, the horniest thing about these pictures is the way you can't really see where Sam Worthington's beard ends and his chest hair begins. Bet his plughole is a sheer pleasure.

Oh, and James Blunt - Richard Hammond called and wants his shit wig back. Thanks.

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Comments

  • Sigourney Weaver is still fucking hot, read and weep Megan twatting Fox

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/12/2009 - 22:47

  • i love brian may's outfit

    paxtonwhitehead Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:56

  • He should of made Battle Angel Alita first instead of this bollocks, i can't get excited about it so think i'll download it and Zoe Saldana = yummy.

    whereswaldo Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:38

  • Sweet jesus that Winstone one is rough looking.

    manor Fri, 11/12/2009 - 16:48

  • Giovanni Ribisi is raping me with his stare!!

    fisterella Fri, 11/12/2009 - 16:15

  • liz mcclarnon might have made an effort for crying out loud. bet she brought a big bag of supermarket's own beef flavoured crisps and talked through the whole thing too.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 11/12/2009 - 15:38

  • liz mcclarnon might have made an effort for crying out loud. bet she brought a big bag of supermarket's own beef flavoured crisps and talked through the whole thing too.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 11/12/2009 - 15:38

  • Giovanni Ribisi is raping me with his stare!!

    fisterella Fri, 11/12/2009 - 16:15

  • Sweet jesus that Winstone one is rough looking.

    manor Fri, 11/12/2009 - 16:48

  • He should of made Battle Angel Alita first instead of this bollocks, i can't get excited about it so think i'll download it and Zoe Saldana = yummy.

    whereswaldo Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:38

  • i love brian may's outfit

    paxtonwhitehead Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:56

  • Sigourney Weaver is still fucking hot, read and weep Megan twatting Fox

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/12/2009 - 22:47

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