Jordan and Peter Andre have returned to the UK to promote the "next chapter" of their reality TV show and will say anything to prolong their inevitable journey back to the depths of obscurity...

Jordan said: "I did think he (Peter) was cheating on me.The sex was different, he was deleting all his text messages and wouldn't leave his phone on the side. He was on the computer all the time, too. I definitely thought something was up. I don't think he's cheating on me any more. I had bad PMT that day."

 

*Shoots self*