Baftas 2010: Holy Moly on the red carpet, the future of photography

27 Bafta 2010: Matthew Goode Bafta 2010: Quentin Tarantino advert Bafta 2010: George Lamb talking to Christophe Waltz Bafta 2010: Anna Kendrick Bafta 2010: George Lamb talking to Matthew Goode Bafta 2010: Quentin Tarantino advert Bafta 2010: Moon's Duncan Jones Bafta 2010: Nick Frost Bafta 2010: Nick Frost Bafta 2010: Colin Firth advert Bafta 2010: Matt Dillon Bafta 2010: Christophe Waltz Bafta 2010: Olivia Williams Bafta 2010: Kate Winslet advert Bafta 2010: Kate Winslet Bafta 2010: James Corden Bafta 2010: Jaime Winstone Bafta 2010: James Corden checking out Jaime Winstone's arse advert Bafta 2010: Kate Winslet Bafta 2010: Some interesting questions Bafta 2010:George Lamb reading very slowly indeed Bafta 2010: Mickey Rourke and bird advert Bafta 2010: Atmospheric Bafta 2010: Kate Winslet - all smiles James Cameron - Egg in a wig Bafta 2010: Mickey Rourke and bird

Bafta 2010: Mickey Rourke and bird

David Bailey shits pants

Sun, 21/02/2010 - 22:49 by Mr. HM

We've just got back from freezing our moobs on the red carpet at the Baftas 2010, but as you'll see from these pictures it was worth every second.

I went for a reportage feel - one that strips back all the gloss and glamour and shows you, the fans, just what goes on six foot away from people with a better access laminate than us mere blogger who got fenced in with competition winners (annoying).

One could also suggest that these pictures are a woefully shoddy attempt at pretending to recognise people and then belatedly sticking a camera in their face before the bouncers punched me.

I now what you're thinking - we should have planned some well researched question like our more esteemed rivals, right?

Things we noticed:

Quentin Tarantino needs to sort his roots out.
Mickey Rourke looks even more frightening in the flesh.
His missus looks slightly frightened.
Kate Winslet has quite a hairy face.
James Cameron is a miserable old tit - egg in a wig.
George Lamb took nine practises to get one paragraph of script right. He also bolllocked the crowd for putting him off.
Prince William is indeed extremely bald.

The only person that deemed themselves worthy enough of speaking to us was Tom Ford. What analytical, probing question did we ask him?

Mark Kermode must be shitting his pants.

*I'm sure there was obviously some mix up so we'll forgive Orange, the lovely people who got us in!

BAFTAs, Red Carpet, baftas, Colin Firth, Jaime Winstone, James Corden, Kate Winslet, Mickey Rourke, Quentin Tarantino

Comments

Usually red carpet is used in the filmfare award show for the celebrities to walk on that.

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barby Tue, 03/08/2010 - 09:23
Yeah but I also notice Duncan James in the background, so perhaps not quite the feat you would have us believe. I could have fucking been on the red carpet if needs be.

Mrs Bowers XX

(Dane's mum)
mcfuck Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:50
I love how important and puffed out these people are. At the end of the day acting is nothing more than "Let's Pretend" And most of them look so bad. What would they look like if they DIDN'T have money. Sheesh. Oh and hope you grabbed a goodie bag Mr M. Why don't you raffle it on the site. Go on. You never give anything away. Tight arse.
PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 15:26
I wish somebody had pointed out to Saoirse Ronan - a BAFTA nominated actress who was invited to the event - that being stood on the red carpet is not "very surreal." Perhaps if she was replaced by melting clocks and a bicycle made out of marshmallows it would have been more "surreal."
kwebb Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:09
haha, i love these pictures. i want more galleries of celebs in profile.
paxtonwhitehead Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:00
Tom Ford creeps me out. I know he's not in the vagina business but all that over-styling is so unsexy.
merylhighground Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:59
Mickey Rourke is kind of morphing into David Guest
jiggerycock Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:32
how long were you there before you got kicked out?
unseemlydogposture Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:27
"Kate Winslet has quite a hairy face". Did you notice that she also has freakishly large feet? She's a circus clown below the knees.

I could still go down on her for a 100 years and not get bored.
clee984 Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:05
Classic Holy Moly moment there.
stella ah trois Mon, 22/02/2010 - 10:45
George Lamb may need nine practice runs at one sentence, but I'd happily kill him with one.
dandyboy Mon, 22/02/2010 - 09:51

George Lamb may need nine practice runs at one sentence, but I'd happily kill him with one.
dandyboy Mon, 22/02/2010 - 09:51
Classic Holy Moly moment there.
stella ah trois Mon, 22/02/2010 - 10:45
"Kate Winslet has quite a hairy face". Did you notice that she also has freakishly large feet? She's a circus clown below the knees.

I could still go down on her for a 100 years and not get bored.
clee984 Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:05
how long were you there before you got kicked out?
unseemlydogposture Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:27
Mickey Rourke is kind of morphing into David Guest
jiggerycock Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:32
Tom Ford creeps me out. I know he's not in the vagina business but all that over-styling is so unsexy.
merylhighground Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:59
haha, i love these pictures. i want more galleries of celebs in profile.
paxtonwhitehead Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:00
I wish somebody had pointed out to Saoirse Ronan - a BAFTA nominated actress who was invited to the event - that being stood on the red carpet is not "very surreal." Perhaps if she was replaced by melting clocks and a bicycle made out of marshmallows it would have been more "surreal."
kwebb Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:09
I love how important and puffed out these people are. At the end of the day acting is nothing more than "Let's Pretend" And most of them look so bad. What would they look like if they DIDN'T have money. Sheesh. Oh and hope you grabbed a goodie bag Mr M. Why don't you raffle it on the site. Go on. You never give anything away. Tight arse.
PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 15:26
Yeah but I also notice Duncan James in the background, so perhaps not quite the feat you would have us believe. I could have fucking been on the red carpet if needs be.

Mrs Bowers XX

(Dane's mum)
mcfuck Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:50
Usually red carpet is used in the filmfare award show for the celebrities to walk on that.

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barby Tue, 03/08/2010 - 09:23