British Arse Flashing Tits Awards
Sun, 13/02/2011 - 23:38 by Harry Bow

We've already given you the complete BAFTA 2011 red carpet coverage, but now we've narrowed it down to the good, the bad and the fugly - the latter two were definitely the easiest to pin-point in the the crowd...

Well, Secrets strip club is only one block from the BAFTA's Royal Opera House venue, so we assume this is all one big mix up, but here's our fashion round-up from this year's do...

 

BAFTA best dressed:

1. Gemma Arterton

Classy in YSL, although she could slip into the other list if she removed that dress part and wrapped the ribbon around her tits instead. Harding would love that.

2. Julianne Moore

Handy having Tom Ford as your date for the night. Moore looks younger than Harding, despite being 20 years older.

3. Noomi Rapace

She looks a bit like the jewellery section of a pawn shop, but better than a porn shop (Harding etc).

4. Hailee Steinfeld.

She's only 14, but classier than Harding.

5. Jessica Alba

A high-end stripper, but she definitely brings some a-list glamour to WC2.

 

BAFTA worst dressed:

1. Emma Watson

Not the dress's fault, but we ain't a big fan of the sexy Peter Pan look.

2. Neve Campbell.

Why even bother?

3. Meredith Ostrom

Get back to Secrets.

4. Hofit Golan

Ditto.

5. Sarah Harding.

Ditto

  • ...Which begs the question:

    Whom's better:
    Chloe
    Or
    Hailee???

    Only One Way To Decide....

    ken tate Tue, 15/02/2011 - 04:01
  • Jessica Alba looks fucking stunning!
    Gemma Arterton looks like a Care in the Community Case going to a x-mas disco in comparison.
    You're all fucking Gay Gay Gay Gay G.A.Y.

    Have a picture of Chloe Metz at some Film Premier or other...

    ken tate Tue, 15/02/2011 - 03:45
  • I was actually at the BAFTAS last night and poor Meredith Ostrom...I could see her nasty looking knickers protruding from the cutouts in her dress. Not a good look at all! I would actually say the best dressed woman on the night was Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood.

    vinatgedeville Mon, 14/02/2011 - 16:31
  • Gay escapee: I LUFF IT!!!

    tescopop Mon, 14/02/2011 - 14:23
  • Jessica Alba's hair looked like it was going down a Dalston. I mean cane-rows, to a black tie to?! In the words of the Keyman: Do us a favour luv!" While Emma Watson in her bid to be 'ever tho grown-up' looked like a gay escapee from a boys boarding school.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 14/02/2011 - 13:54
  • Julianne Moore is a fricking goddess.

    tescopop Mon, 14/02/2011 - 13:00
  • Julianne Moore is 50 not 41. Still doesn't stop her looking a damn sight better than Harding and Neve Campbell. Harding looks like a 41 year old trying to look younger.

    Geordiebutnotabint Mon, 14/02/2011 - 01:23
  • Julianne Moore is 50 not 41. Still doesn't stop her looking a damn sight better than Harding and Neve Campbell. Harding looks like a 41 year old trying to look younger.

    Geordiebutnotabint Mon, 14/02/2011 - 01:23
  • Julianne Moore is a fricking goddess.

    tescopop Mon, 14/02/2011 - 13:00
  • Jessica Alba's hair looked like it was going down a Dalston. I mean cane-rows, to a black tie to?! In the words of the Keyman: Do us a favour luv!" While Emma Watson in her bid to be 'ever tho grown-up' looked like a gay escapee from a boys boarding school.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 14/02/2011 - 13:54
  • Gay escapee: I LUFF IT!!!

    tescopop Mon, 14/02/2011 - 14:23
  • I was actually at the BAFTAS last night and poor Meredith Ostrom...I could see her nasty looking knickers protruding from the cutouts in her dress. Not a good look at all! I would actually say the best dressed woman on the night was Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood.

    vinatgedeville Mon, 14/02/2011 - 16:31
  • Jessica Alba looks fucking stunning!
    Gemma Arterton looks like a Care in the Community Case going to a x-mas disco in comparison.
    You're all fucking Gay Gay Gay Gay G.A.Y.

    Have a picture of Chloe Metz at some Film Premier or other...

    ken tate Tue, 15/02/2011 - 03:45
  • ...Which begs the question:

    Whom's better:
    Chloe
    Or
    Hailee???

    Only One Way To Decide....

    ken tate Tue, 15/02/2011 - 04:01

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