Bai Ling, the Chinese actress, more famous for being mental and getting her tits out has, erm, gone mental and got her tits out.

She's been infamous in America for quite a while but has remained relaitvekly unknown here. So, what exactly is Bai Ling all about then? I've done some in depth research and fact checking (wikipedia) and I'm pretty sure if this lucky lady plays her cards right, she is about to become a Holy Moly favourite. Lets look at the evidence:

• Used to be in the Chinese Army - i.e. nails. Haven't you seen the end of 24 when they steal Jack? She was an aarmy actress and then a nurse, which is a curious and worrying career switch.
• After leaving the Army went into a mental hospital for a while, but now says "I'm not Crazy". We'll be the judge of that.
• She says that acting "allows one to ignore how society tells one to behave and allow other parts within oneself to be expressed". Clearly still batshit.
• Maintains to this day that she is from the moon, despite there being no oxygen on the moon and also what with her actually being born in China. She says she can often spot her Grandmother on the moon when she looks in the sky.
• Gets her tits out quite a lot.
• Makes "a bit of a scene" given half a chance.

All in all a sturdy performance and one that immediately propels her into Katona/Price/Imogen/Jodie Series A league. All she has to do is meet Jermain Defoe and the trinity will be complete.

Good girl!