This year's Bambi awards (you must remember last year's, they were a hoot) were filled to the brim with three or four celebrities. And that's not a dig at Beth Ditto, because apparently she's empowering women all over the globe by having high blood pressure and a greatly increased risk of diabetes. Yeah, you go sistah.

Anyway, aside from Beth and her Gossiping pals (who incidentally look like they're auditioning for Jedward: When the music stopped) we also saw a tiny little Karl Lagerfeld, a super slim Shakira, Keira Knightley's male equivalent Orlando Bloom and Sarah Jessica-Parker, who now looks a bit like someone wrapped a meth addict in baco-foil and stuck a badly- fitting wig on them.

Also Hurts, who by the looks of them did the catering single-handedly.