Wanksy Banksy
Tue, 02/03/2010 - 10:11 by Mr. HM

To be honest I don't really understand what this Banksy thing is all about. Is it a documentary about a bloke in a mask who causes trouble. HUH! Anyway, Jaime Winstone turned her hand to a bit of graffiti on the way in and caused an extremely dangerous health and safety hazard.

Along with a swan breaking a child's arm, the one thing you also remember from your childhood is not to light a match near an aerosol. Ray Winstone should have spent less time eating and acting and more time teaching his tearaway daughter about the dangers of naked flames near chemicals.

Schoolboy error.

As if that wasn't enough, Jaime decided to spray at all the waiting paparazzi, which is just stupid. No pictures of Jaime - an unhappy Jaime.

Her attempts at graffiti were quite frankly, shit. Our "edits" are much better. As everyone knows, nothing makes a day brighter than a big old spunky cock.

(Rhys Ifans and Thandie Newton were there as well. So fucking what eh?)

  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:12
  • She appears to be dressed as some kind of teenage mutant ninja TWAT.

    guineapig Wed, 03/03/2010 - 18:50
  • No love, you spray it AT the press, and then light the spray...

    Teatimecreams Wed, 03/03/2010 - 06:26
  • Hang on... is Jaime Winston actually Ray Winstone in shit drag?

    gecko2 Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:34
  • Or Jimmy Saville.

    gecko2 Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:33
  • God, Jaime Winstone's a dick, isn't she?

    freethepaedos Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:12
  • what is the point of jamie winstone? her acting abilities are on par with sienna miller.

    winstone backstage at glastonbury with alfie allen.....sticking horse tranquilliser up their beaks like no tomorrow and expecting free drinks from the rider. shame some sycophants were happy to appease.

    merkin Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:11
  • .... or Vernon Kay

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:20
  • Have you tried eating a revolver split? Plays fucking havoc with your fillings, let me tell you

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:20
  • Wouldn't it be funny if Banksy turned out to be some 45 year old paedo man with a "me love you long time" mail order wife, a ponytail and a paunch.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:20
  • Guns don't kill people, bananas do.

    psammmead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:07
  • Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta SHOOTING BANANAS. WHAT CAN IT MEAN?!!?

    Mr. HM Tue, 02/03/2010 - 11:51
  • Someone gave me a Banksy book once. Included that famous picture from Cambodia with the American soldier carrying a kid who's been burnt by napalm. Only, and this is very deep and subtle so I'm not sure if any of you will get how clever this is, Mickey Mouse was walking alongside them. Do you get it? It's deep you see. US hypocrisy. Do you get it? No? It's too deep for you isn't it? I thought so. Deep.

    psammmead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 11:32
  • Someone gave me a Banksy book once. Included that famous picture from Cambodia with the American soldier carrying a kid who's been burnt by napalm. Only, and this is very deep and subtle so I'm not sure if any of you will get how clever this is, Mickey Mouse was walking alongside them. Do you get it? It's deep you see. US hypocrisy. Do you get it? No? It's too deep for you isn't it? I thought so. Deep.

    psammmead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 11:32
  • Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta SHOOTING BANANAS. WHAT CAN IT MEAN?!!?

    Mr. HM Tue, 02/03/2010 - 11:51
  • Guns don't kill people, bananas do.

    psammmead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:07
  • Wouldn't it be funny if Banksy turned out to be some 45 year old paedo man with a "me love you long time" mail order wife, a ponytail and a paunch.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:20
  • Have you tried eating a revolver split? Plays fucking havoc with your fillings, let me tell you

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:20
  • .... or Vernon Kay

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:20
  • what is the point of jamie winstone? her acting abilities are on par with sienna miller.

    winstone backstage at glastonbury with alfie allen.....sticking horse tranquilliser up their beaks like no tomorrow and expecting free drinks from the rider. shame some sycophants were happy to appease.

    merkin Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:11
  • God, Jaime Winstone's a dick, isn't she?

    freethepaedos Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:12
  • Or Jimmy Saville.

    gecko2 Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:33
  • Hang on... is Jaime Winston actually Ray Winstone in shit drag?

    gecko2 Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:34
  • No love, you spray it AT the press, and then light the spray...

    Teatimecreams Wed, 03/03/2010 - 06:26
  • She appears to be dressed as some kind of teenage mutant ninja TWAT.

    guineapig Wed, 03/03/2010 - 18:50
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:12

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