Jesus H Christ! just when you thought you had seen it all.

I'd never heard of her, I avoid all things Big Brother.

I take it she's this year's token fat munter housemate?

10 pinter, shards in the eyes, double bagger, chew-your-arm-off-so-you-don't-wake-the-cunt-up munter...

Jedward only went on X Factor for the craic

i smell poo

You know it (laughs)
Thank God it ain't scratch'n'sniff.
And where is she going with those nasty arsed pants? Coloured elastic? I know times are hard but a little dignity please. Someone fling the girl a decent pair of briefs, unless she's wearing them to turn off her bony boyfriend.

Photos really can smell sometimes. I can smell dirty bottoms

Well we all know this woman likes twigs, look at the northern one she is dating. You could snap him in a hearbeat.

As for these twins, no I don't watch X Factor but I have been unfortunate to hear them sing whilst channel surfing and they are useless, they can't sing or dance, yet they remained in this competition, it just shows the mentality of people who watch this shite.

When does the ship leave for Alpha Centauri? For fuck's sake, let me on it.

That's ten pints of beer and then smashing the glasses up and cutting your own eyes out with the shards?

she looks about a 10 pinter.

I have shit things out that are more attractive than that lemon faced cunt.

Is there such a thing as 'Visual Rape'?

My eyes certainly think so.