BB Bex shows off Jedward tattoo, world recoils in horror

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What an arse
Mon, 23/11/2009 - 12:07 by HM writer

We think we're yet to see a more desperate and sorry sight (nope, not even close) than former Big Brother contestant Bex getting a Jedward tattoo on her arse cheek for the sake of Twitter followers, shameless self-promotion and a five minute slot on GMTV. Someone, shoot us now...

Rebecca Shiner from BB9, threatened to get a Jedward tattoo if she got 20 followers (or something) on Twitter. And now she gets to go on GMTV because of it. There's just no justice in this world. (And it's a bit late for that t-shirt you spent all week making, they're out now love).

She said:

"I spoke to the twins last night, I love them, and nearly wet myself!"

Something only slightly more visually disturbing than the tattoo...

Meanwhile, as John and Edward finally got voted off the 'X Factor' last night, let us not rememeber them doing that Boyzone cover, but instead performing this...

 

Jedward

Comments

  • Sadly, the arse is not a painful place to get inked. Especially when fat makes up about 60% of your body mass.

    retrovertigo Wed, 25/11/2009 - 01:51

  • Jesus H Christ! just when you thought you had seen it all.

    whereswaldo Tue, 24/11/2009 - 13:36

  • I'd never heard of her, I avoid all things Big Brother.

    I take it she's this year's token fat munter housemate?

    pandakiller Tue, 24/11/2009 - 09:15

  • 10 pinter, shards in the eyes, double bagger, chew-your-arm-off-so-you-don't-wake-the-cunt-up munter...

    Blartmonster Tue, 24/11/2009 - 00:07

  • Jedward only went on X Factor for the craic

    merylhighground Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:43

  • i smell poo

    fukyouyoufuk Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:04

  • You know it (laughs)
    Thank God it ain't scratch'n'sniff.
    And where is she going with those nasty arsed pants? Coloured elastic? I know times are hard but a little dignity please. Someone fling the girl a decent pair of briefs, unless she's wearing them to turn off her bony boyfriend.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:24

  • Photos really can smell sometimes. I can smell dirty bottoms

    fuckwit Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:03

  • Well we all know this woman likes twigs, look at the northern one she is dating. You could snap him in a hearbeat.

    As for these twins, no I don't watch X Factor but I have been unfortunate to hear them sing whilst channel surfing and they are useless, they can't sing or dance, yet they remained in this competition, it just shows the mentality of people who watch this shite.

    scone Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:57

  • When does the ship leave for Alpha Centauri? For fuck's sake, let me on it.

    mrsmoon Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:30

  • That's ten pints of beer and then smashing the glasses up and cutting your own eyes out with the shards?

    slug Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:59

  • she looks about a 10 pinter.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:48

  • I have shit things out that are more attractive than that lemon faced cunt.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:29

  • Is there such a thing as 'Visual Rape'?

    My eyes certainly think so.

    jiggerycock Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:21

  • AAAAAAAGH my eyes, my eyes......

    slug Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:11

  • AAAAAAAGH my eyes, my eyes......

    slug Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:11

  • Is there such a thing as 'Visual Rape'?

    My eyes certainly think so.

    jiggerycock Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:21

  • I have shit things out that are more attractive than that lemon faced cunt.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:29

  • she looks about a 10 pinter.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:48

  • That's ten pints of beer and then smashing the glasses up and cutting your own eyes out with the shards?

    slug Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:59

  • When does the ship leave for Alpha Centauri? For fuck's sake, let me on it.

    mrsmoon Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:30

  • Well we all know this woman likes twigs, look at the northern one she is dating. You could snap him in a hearbeat.

    As for these twins, no I don't watch X Factor but I have been unfortunate to hear them sing whilst channel surfing and they are useless, they can't sing or dance, yet they remained in this competition, it just shows the mentality of people who watch this shite.

    scone Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:57

  • Photos really can smell sometimes. I can smell dirty bottoms

    fuckwit Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:03

  • You know it (laughs)
    Thank God it ain't scratch'n'sniff.
    And where is she going with those nasty arsed pants? Coloured elastic? I know times are hard but a little dignity please. Someone fling the girl a decent pair of briefs, unless she's wearing them to turn off her bony boyfriend.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:24

  • i smell poo

    fukyouyoufuk Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:04

  • Jedward only went on X Factor for the craic

    merylhighground Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:43

  • 10 pinter, shards in the eyes, double bagger, chew-your-arm-off-so-you-don't-wake-the-cunt-up munter...

    Blartmonster Tue, 24/11/2009 - 00:07

  • I'd never heard of her, I avoid all things Big Brother.

    I take it she's this year's token fat munter housemate?

    pandakiller Tue, 24/11/2009 - 09:15

  • Jesus H Christ! just when you thought you had seen it all.

    whereswaldo Tue, 24/11/2009 - 13:36

  • Sadly, the arse is not a painful place to get inked. Especially when fat makes up about 60% of your body mass.

    retrovertigo Wed, 25/11/2009 - 01:51

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