Jo Bros vs the Beckham Bros
Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:18 by

It was like an explosion at a cheese factory in LA at the weekend. Not only were the Jonas Brothers playing all their teeny-bop hits to thousands of screaming fans at a shopping centre; but the Beckham clan were cuddling up and singing along on a balcony above. However, some members of the family were clearly enjoying it more than others...

Mixed reviews from the Beckhams then. David was clearly loving every minute of it, singing along to every word of the Jonas classic, SOS: "next time I see you I'm giving you a high five, cos hugs are over-rated FYI" - just one example of the Jo Bros' lyrical genius.

But their sweet music did not go down well with Victoria who looked sour-faced throughout - although she did give a pathetic attempt at a dance, waving her hand in the air like she just doesn't care.

Cruz and Romeo didn't think much of the performance either. The former took sensible measures and covered his ears with his hands. But the latter was obviously finding all too much and tried to take the only way out by throwing himself off the balcony... thankfully Victoria got there just in time to save him.

So just a 5/10 for the Jonas Brothers from the Beckhams then, but a solid 10/10 for cheese.

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    backspace Thu, 17/02/2011 - 11:07
  • Never a truer word spoken.

    walsingham Thu, 20/05/2010 - 21:28
  • Cheer up love, could be worse. You could be like one of those fame-hungry old slags who bag a rich footballer mistakenly believing that their partners wealth and fame will have a positive effect on their own lives only to be confronted by the cruel fact that they themselves have no inherent talent, bring nothing substantial to the partnership and are therefore forced to live with the gnawing misery brought about by the conflicting emotions of jealously and hubris coupled with a deep and unshakeable sense of failure and self-loathing.

    bellendercarlisle Tue, 18/05/2010 - 09:32
  • A more sexless pairing could never be. She's more akin to Jordan sexually, ie, finds it abhorrent, he's just dim yet self obsessed; for both of the harridans, sex is something that A - sells them and B - gives them sprogs, another ticket for income.

    Distasteful, obnoxious and alluring as farting in the face of a fellating loved one.

    And let's not even go down the road of shit-for-brains

    koshmar Tue, 18/05/2010 - 00:57
  • agree its like there at a funeral and they just though "hey the paps are here better look like we like each other" Even with sunglasses over her head she still seems to look quite ugly. Love the comment of from rev jesse about how many times he murdered her in her head, I reckon he has the same scenario and he just plays it over and over again!

    dancingworm Tue, 18/05/2010 - 00:01
  • Who in fuck's name still gives their child a bowl-cut? She's got loads of money, she could easily have his hair replaced by strands of gold with truffle dandruff or something.

    retrovertigo Mon, 17/05/2010 - 22:51
  • Quite a few Rev Custer, quite a few. Body language?? He's had it with her, the kids are just following the old man's lead. The one with the bowl cut looks like he cant stand her as she moves in for the 'spontaneous' tender moment between mother and son. Notice how much more relaxed they all look when she's away to re-align her tits? Beck's will be looking forward to a month in South Africa as Champion Jockey. The wee one is wearing a Springsteen tshirt? Bawbags.

    rosco Mon, 17/05/2010 - 15:34
  • Have you ever seen a more loveless couple ? they make Jordan & Jug Ears look like "Mr & Mrs Romance 2010"

    I wonder how many times he has murdered her in his head ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:54
  • A shrill diva and his rag-and-bone wife have a day out with the kids. And...?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:50
  • Tough crowd? I was hoping to read that they'd been pelted with the audience's shit.

    dandyboy Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:41
  • Anyone ever seen Victoria Beckham NOT looking sour-faced?

    slug Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:01
  • Jesus, pic 11 is terrifying. She looks like she's holding David still while she bores holes in his head with her eyes.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:58
  • Another daft pic of that scowling tart. Slow news day indeed.

    pandakiller Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:33
  • Another daft pic of that scowling tart. Slow news day indeed.

    pandakiller Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:33
  • Jesus, pic 11 is terrifying. She looks like she's holding David still while she bores holes in his head with her eyes.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:58
  • Anyone ever seen Victoria Beckham NOT looking sour-faced?

    slug Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:01
  • Tough crowd? I was hoping to read that they'd been pelted with the audience's shit.

    dandyboy Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:41
  • A shrill diva and his rag-and-bone wife have a day out with the kids. And...?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:50
  • Have you ever seen a more loveless couple ? they make Jordan & Jug Ears look like "Mr & Mrs Romance 2010"

    I wonder how many times he has murdered her in his head ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:54
  • Quite a few Rev Custer, quite a few. Body language?? He's had it with her, the kids are just following the old man's lead. The one with the bowl cut looks like he cant stand her as she moves in for the 'spontaneous' tender moment between mother and son. Notice how much more relaxed they all look when she's away to re-align her tits? Beck's will be looking forward to a month in South Africa as Champion Jockey. The wee one is wearing a Springsteen tshirt? Bawbags.

    rosco Mon, 17/05/2010 - 15:34
  • Who in fuck's name still gives their child a bowl-cut? She's got loads of money, she could easily have his hair replaced by strands of gold with truffle dandruff or something.

    retrovertigo Mon, 17/05/2010 - 22:51
  • agree its like there at a funeral and they just though "hey the paps are here better look like we like each other" Even with sunglasses over her head she still seems to look quite ugly. Love the comment of from rev jesse about how many times he murdered her in her head, I reckon he has the same scenario and he just plays it over and over again!

    dancingworm Tue, 18/05/2010 - 00:01
  • A more sexless pairing could never be. She's more akin to Jordan sexually, ie, finds it abhorrent, he's just dim yet self obsessed; for both of the harridans, sex is something that A - sells them and B - gives them sprogs, another ticket for income.

    Distasteful, obnoxious and alluring as farting in the face of a fellating loved one.

    And let's not even go down the road of shit-for-brains

    koshmar Tue, 18/05/2010 - 00:57
  • Cheer up love, could be worse. You could be like one of those fame-hungry old slags who bag a rich footballer mistakenly believing that their partners wealth and fame will have a positive effect on their own lives only to be confronted by the cruel fact that they themselves have no inherent talent, bring nothing substantial to the partnership and are therefore forced to live with the gnawing misery brought about by the conflicting emotions of jealously and hubris coupled with a deep and unshakeable sense of failure and self-loathing.

    bellendercarlisle Tue, 18/05/2010 - 09:32
  • Never a truer word spoken.

    walsingham Thu, 20/05/2010 - 21:28
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    backspace Thu, 17/02/2011 - 11:07

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