Ben Ofedu and Vanessa Feltz snog at Midsummer Night's Dream party, world hurls

13Vanessa Feltz and Ben OfeduVanessa Feltz and Ben OfeduadvertHollyoaks' Loui BatleyThe Saturdays' Mollie KingDr. Hilary JonesGino d'AcampoadvertDavid Van DayNicky Hambleton-JonesLouis SpenceSamandaadvertSophie AndertonSophie Anderton

Vanessa Feltz and Ben OfeduVanessa Feltz and Ben Ofedu

Midsummer Night's Nightmare
Thu, 17/06/2010 - 12:22 by Mr. HM

It's our aim to help you guys stay in shape. So seeing as it's lunchtime, here's a sight that will allow you to savour the taste of your food in your mouth, then immediately eject it onto your lap. Et Voila! 0 calorie lunch! Pucker up Vanessa...

These visual delights are from last night's charity (ie. can't be too rude about it) Midsummer Night's Dream party. It was a classic Z List feast - Louie Spence, a man destined to never EVER leave Z list, no matter how many times he pulls that face or does that twirly move - he's the celeb equivalent of a Danny Dyer film - destined to always be a last resort.

Joining Louis and Vanessa were some Saturdays, some Hollyoaks, DAVID VAN FUCKING DAY and Dr. Hilary Jones.

Basically what i'm trying to say to you all is - SOUP IS SERVED.

Samanda pictures, Sophie Anderton pictures, Vanessa Feltz pictures, Samanda, Sophie Anderton, The Saturdays, Vanessa Feltz

Comments

  • She is that scary lady from the telly who makes other women have cosmetic surgery, starve and botox themselves and buy new clothes in a pathetic attempt to look 6 months younger. You wouldn't like her, dear.

    huxylady Fri, 18/06/2010 - 18:58

  • David van Day

    8 ace

    koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 11:36

  • That Ben bloke did that song about turning around in the 90s. I loved that song. And the fact that someone like Feltz can find lasting happiness and love with an attractive gent, gives me hope that my infinitely better-looking-than-Feltz single friends will also find lasting love. Also, I watched that Celebrity Restaurant in My Living Room show and, while Feltz came across as a bbit of an arse, Ben seemed really rather nice.

    Anyway, I am rambling. I blame my Friday Mocha.

    tescopop Fri, 18/06/2010 - 09:06

  • Who the fuck is Nicky Hambleton-Jones anyway?

    David van Day looks just like 8 Ace (from Viz) with a shave and a blond rinse.

    Ben Ofondue must be seriously fucking desperate (and misguided) for fame if he's making the beast with 2 backs with that heaving grunter...

    And there's no Z list paaartay without the fucking Satdays, now, is there?

    koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 02:13

  • you'd think with all her shameless promotion of giving ugly people plastic surgery Nicky Hambleton-Cunt would get her eyes done and do something about her Cankles....

    Picture 8 needs no comment, it's pure genius, that girl is definitely with him for his charm and wonderful personality and she definitely isn't a hooker... it looks like the heads have been superimposed onto the opposite bodies

    cocknocker Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:41

  • Ah Louis Spence. It's really great that someone with cerebral palsy can make it big as a jazz dancing musical theatre person. Spastic twat. (Double tautology.)

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:51

  • DVD - last seen selling fruit juice outside Brighton's monstrous shopping centre thing? Have I got the right person? Nice that they give him the night off if that's the case.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:46

  • Is it just me or does D.V.D look like he is stoned out of his fucking mind ?

    Oh and can someone please tell me what the fuck a "Samanda" is ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:15

  • The last two pics should be deleted as that woman is an evil snake.

    As for pic 8, I know what you mean. Comedy gold.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:06

  • Well i've heard of picture enhancement but shouldn't they have made his body bigger instead? (pic 8)

    elbow Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:04

  • Pic 8 made me laugh my ass off. Not even sure why.

    clee984 Thu, 17/06/2010 - 13:45

  • Pic 8 made me laugh my ass off. Not even sure why.

    clee984 Thu, 17/06/2010 - 13:45

  • Well i've heard of picture enhancement but shouldn't they have made his body bigger instead? (pic 8)

    elbow Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:04

  • The last two pics should be deleted as that woman is an evil snake.

    As for pic 8, I know what you mean. Comedy gold.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:06

  • Is it just me or does D.V.D look like he is stoned out of his fucking mind ?

    Oh and can someone please tell me what the fuck a "Samanda" is ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:15

  • DVD - last seen selling fruit juice outside Brighton's monstrous shopping centre thing? Have I got the right person? Nice that they give him the night off if that's the case.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:46

  • Ah Louis Spence. It's really great that someone with cerebral palsy can make it big as a jazz dancing musical theatre person. Spastic twat. (Double tautology.)

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:51

  • you'd think with all her shameless promotion of giving ugly people plastic surgery Nicky Hambleton-Cunt would get her eyes done and do something about her Cankles....

    Picture 8 needs no comment, it's pure genius, that girl is definitely with him for his charm and wonderful personality and she definitely isn't a hooker... it looks like the heads have been superimposed onto the opposite bodies

    cocknocker Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:41

  • Who the fuck is Nicky Hambleton-Jones anyway?

    David van Day looks just like 8 Ace (from Viz) with a shave and a blond rinse.

    Ben Ofondue must be seriously fucking desperate (and misguided) for fame if he's making the beast with 2 backs with that heaving grunter...

    And there's no Z list paaartay without the fucking Satdays, now, is there?

    koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 02:13

  • That Ben bloke did that song about turning around in the 90s. I loved that song. And the fact that someone like Feltz can find lasting happiness and love with an attractive gent, gives me hope that my infinitely better-looking-than-Feltz single friends will also find lasting love. Also, I watched that Celebrity Restaurant in My Living Room show and, while Feltz came across as a bbit of an arse, Ben seemed really rather nice.

    Anyway, I am rambling. I blame my Friday Mocha.

    tescopop Fri, 18/06/2010 - 09:06

  • David van Day

    8 ace

    koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 11:36

  • She is that scary lady from the telly who makes other women have cosmetic surgery, starve and botox themselves and buy new clothes in a pathetic attempt to look 6 months younger. You wouldn't like her, dear.

    huxylady Fri, 18/06/2010 - 18:58

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