Cannon Ball Face
Tue, 22/06/2010 - 10:58 by HM writer

Due to the slowest news day since, er, yesterday, and drawing inspiration from the state of Buzz Aldrin's wife's face, we've decided to include Lois Driggs Cannon in our prestigious list of celebrities whose plastic surgery scares us the most. More after the jump!

Starting with:

1) Yeah, Jackie!

2) There's Something About Tori...

3) Donatella Versace - who must have entered the surgery with a photo of this...

4) Alicia Douvall - aka the Lion from The Wizard of Oz

5) HM's favourite Jodie Marsh - the tits, the NOSE!

6) Sean Connery's wife, whose face could be just minutes away from slipping off her skull

7) Pete Burns . The End.

8) The ginger U.S equivalent of Jodie Marsh but slightly less terrifying - Phoebe Price

9) The Bride of Wildenstein

10) Tara Reid and her 100-year-old stomach

11) Buzz Aldrin's wife Lois Driggs Cannon, aka the Little Mermaid

12) Every woman at The Sunday Sport party...

13) Johnny Borrell - who fell asleep during surgery and accidentally had his arse sewn onto his face!

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    yooo Tue, 22/03/2011 - 11:11
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    wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:19
  • tori and tara have the same problem which is there fake boobies are sliding down there stomachs therefore stomach mistakes sillycone for food. There is something pretty ugly about jodi marches nose and I cant quite put my finger on it oh yeah the plastic surgeion actually did put his finger on it. As for the rest of them scary pretty bloody Scary is all you can put it!

    dancingworm Thu, 24/06/2010 - 02:56
  • Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot celebrity&millionaire singles' club ***mat-ch-rich .c-om*** .OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

    garyking193 Wed, 23/06/2010 - 02:08
  • I reckon that 90% of people lose their fucking minds in proportion with the amount of money they make. Look at that chav who won the lottery then drank, drugged and whored the lot away while having the biggest fucking epi ever. He's happy as larry now he's got fuck all to scratch his arse with.

    koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 16:14
  • Nah, unfortunately I've given up apart from the odd drunken menthol. She goes to a prissy Catholic School (despite not being Catholic) so all the parents will do their drinking, smoking and whoring in guilty privacy.

    huxylady Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:50
  • And watching the poor fucking teachers 'care' is enough to make you want to have a pint afterwards. Did you smoke? I always admire the parents who light up while watching the races.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:37
  • did Sean connery do that to his wife with his fists? he likes a bit of that

    goldrat Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:32
  • I love me some Po-Mo too but everything else has to be in order first before you bust it wide open.
    I'm still disturbed by my niece's sports day which I was stupid enough to attend this morning (3 hours of sitting on a gym bench trying heroically not to fall asleep in the sun- the only good bit was the dad's race which had a couple of hotties taking part) in which they didn't seem to care who won the races, nor did anyone pay attention to rules or running in a straight line. It was dizzying.

    huxylady Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:31
  • I think David Gowers hair, the Joker and a particularly smug Cheshire cat had an unfortunate car crash near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. Then a 4 year old, with only basic motor skills, was given a soldering iron and told to 'make a smiley face' from the residual offal.

    Then the early 80's freakshow 'Game For A Laugh' was re commisioned with Buzz here being told he'd married the resulting abomination.

    The first picture is the moment Henry Kelly doorstepped him to tell him this fact.

    jiggerycock Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:22
  • I know it got a bit crazy. Myself, I like a bit of post-modern, semi-coherant rambling. However, my slug does like a linear narrative and was this morning pacing the hallway unsure whether it was time to go to work, time for a wank or time to FIX THE BLOODY SHOWER DOOR THING (are you listening?). Hopefully, by this evening, he will be back on track.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:56
  • Sweet mother of god, what a chamber of horrors. Talk about life imitating art:
    HNNNGGH

    angrykid Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:54
  • I like to think that our own Jordan is also flying the flag for such pointless procedures and will be looking like the above in about 6 months.
    Stella honey, just to reiterate that I was not likening you to the ho-bag Price yesterday and will only insult you if you ask very nicely. HM was all fucked up and put everything in the wrong order- it was very confusing for someone like me who likes everything just-so. I had to take a valium and watch Road Wars to calm me down. I would never insinuate that you were anything other than a fragrant and elegant lady with sophisticated manners and a husband who claims to resemble Tom Selleck (you lucky bitch).

    huxylady Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:47
  • Gosh, what they went through to look like shit. That's an ear being held back while a blood vessel is cauterised.

    Edit: or rather forward as it were. Held back from the pointless incision that is.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:23
  • bang, zoom, straight to the moon.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:20
  • bang, zoom, straight to the moon.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:20
  • Gosh, what they went through to look like shit. That's an ear being held back while a blood vessel is cauterised.

    Edit: or rather forward as it were. Held back from the pointless incision that is.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:23
  • I like to think that our own Jordan is also flying the flag for such pointless procedures and will be looking like the above in about 6 months.
    Stella honey, just to reiterate that I was not likening you to the ho-bag Price yesterday and will only insult you if you ask very nicely. HM was all fucked up and put everything in the wrong order- it was very confusing for someone like me who likes everything just-so. I had to take a valium and watch Road Wars to calm me down. I would never insinuate that you were anything other than a fragrant and elegant lady with sophisticated manners and a husband who claims to resemble Tom Selleck (you lucky bitch).

    huxylady Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:47
  • Sweet mother of god, what a chamber of horrors. Talk about life imitating art:
    HNNNGGH

    angrykid Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:54
  • I know it got a bit crazy. Myself, I like a bit of post-modern, semi-coherant rambling. However, my slug does like a linear narrative and was this morning pacing the hallway unsure whether it was time to go to work, time for a wank or time to FIX THE BLOODY SHOWER DOOR THING (are you listening?). Hopefully, by this evening, he will be back on track.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:56
  • I think David Gowers hair, the Joker and a particularly smug Cheshire cat had an unfortunate car crash near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. Then a 4 year old, with only basic motor skills, was given a soldering iron and told to 'make a smiley face' from the residual offal.

    Then the early 80's freakshow 'Game For A Laugh' was re commisioned with Buzz here being told he'd married the resulting abomination.

    The first picture is the moment Henry Kelly doorstepped him to tell him this fact.

    jiggerycock Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:22
  • I love me some Po-Mo too but everything else has to be in order first before you bust it wide open.
    I'm still disturbed by my niece's sports day which I was stupid enough to attend this morning (3 hours of sitting on a gym bench trying heroically not to fall asleep in the sun- the only good bit was the dad's race which had a couple of hotties taking part) in which they didn't seem to care who won the races, nor did anyone pay attention to rules or running in a straight line. It was dizzying.

    huxylady Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:31
  • did Sean connery do that to his wife with his fists? he likes a bit of that

    goldrat Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:32
  • And watching the poor fucking teachers 'care' is enough to make you want to have a pint afterwards. Did you smoke? I always admire the parents who light up while watching the races.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:37
  • Nah, unfortunately I've given up apart from the odd drunken menthol. She goes to a prissy Catholic School (despite not being Catholic) so all the parents will do their drinking, smoking and whoring in guilty privacy.

    huxylady Tue, 22/06/2010 - 13:50
  • I reckon that 90% of people lose their fucking minds in proportion with the amount of money they make. Look at that chav who won the lottery then drank, drugged and whored the lot away while having the biggest fucking epi ever. He's happy as larry now he's got fuck all to scratch his arse with.

    koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 16:14
  • Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot celebrity&millionaire singles' club ***mat-ch-rich .c-om*** .OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

    garyking193 Wed, 23/06/2010 - 02:08
  • tori and tara have the same problem which is there fake boobies are sliding down there stomachs therefore stomach mistakes sillycone for food. There is something pretty ugly about jodi marches nose and I cant quite put my finger on it oh yeah the plastic surgeion actually did put his finger on it. As for the rest of them scary pretty bloody Scary is all you can put it!

    dancingworm Thu, 24/06/2010 - 02:56
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    wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:19
  • For those of you who are purchasing Titanium Jewelry or Titanium Necklaces, we realize that this is one of the most important purchasing decisions you will make.

    yooo Tue, 22/03/2011 - 11:11