Back to the crib (for Brown)
Mon, 28/06/2010 - 11:50 by HM writer

Our new favourite celebrity children in the world ever* Jaden and Willow Smith (spawn of Will and Jada) were at the BET Awards in LA last night, looking even more precocious and unbearable than the brats from 'Are You Smarter Than a 10-year-old'. And speaking of young children, Chris Brown bawled like a big old baby as he paid tribute to Michael Jackson at the ceremony...

(*Noah Cyrus weeps, smudges her mascara*)

Full list of winners:

Best Female R&B Artist: Alicia Keys

Best Male R&B Artist:
Trey Songz

Best Gospel: Marvin Sapp

Best Female Hip Hop Artist: Nicki Minaj

Best Male Hip Hop Artist: Drake

Best Group:
Young Money

Best New Artist:
Nicki Minaj

Best Collaboration:
Jay-Z & Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind

Video of the Year: Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga - Video Phone

Best Actress:
Mo'Nique

Best Actor:
Idris Elba

YoungStars Award: Keke Palmer

Best Movie: Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

Subway Sportswoman of the Year: Serena Williams

Subway Sportsman of the Year: LeBron James

Viewers Choice Nominees:
Rihanna featuring Young Jeezy - Hard

Centric Award: Monica

Best International Act:
Dizzee Rascal (UK)

Jaden Smith

What a knob...

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    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:12
  • Why are all the winners black? Did i miss something?

    Oh no my bad, gaga's on there, do it for the honkys big nose.

    topguntop Tue, 29/06/2010 - 13:13
  • Scientologist mom and dad - hence maladjusted fucked up kid.

    He really needs a psychiatrist - which is of course forbidden in the loony Xenu fearing cult.

    pandakiller Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:56
  • travis barker makes my fists itch.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 28/06/2010 - 12:28
  • Very bad move to expose your own children to such an unnatural existence...surely a good parent would shield their kids from all this shit?

    mrsmoon Mon, 28/06/2010 - 12:24
  • is that fergie's shadow or has she pissed herself again? does a man good to let loose once in a while

    switch Mon, 28/06/2010 - 12:18
  • is that fergie's shadow or has she pissed herself again? does a man good to let loose once in a while

    switch Mon, 28/06/2010 - 12:18
  • Very bad move to expose your own children to such an unnatural existence...surely a good parent would shield their kids from all this shit?

    mrsmoon Mon, 28/06/2010 - 12:24
  • travis barker makes my fists itch.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 28/06/2010 - 12:28
  • Scientologist mom and dad - hence maladjusted fucked up kid.

    He really needs a psychiatrist - which is of course forbidden in the loony Xenu fearing cult.

    pandakiller Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:56
  • Why are all the winners black? Did i miss something?

    Oh no my bad, gaga's on there, do it for the honkys big nose.

    topguntop Tue, 29/06/2010 - 13:13
  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:12

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