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Beth Ditto sits on a skier on German TV show

Standing in the way of the door (part 2)

Mon, 29/03/2010 - 11:13 by HM writer

Austrian skier Hansi Hinterseer put on a brave face when Beth Ditto decided to greet him on a German TV show Wetten Dass by sitting on top of him and then wiggling around on his lap looking like an inflatable doll (one that weighs 17 stone, mind you)...

Luckily he survived, and miraculously without injury, but the mental scarring and emotional trauma inflicted cannot be measured...

Beth Ditto pictures, Beth Ditto

Comments

What a Fat, Ugly, Fucking Munter.

Will someone PLEASE inject her with some Anorexia?

Failing that, give her a SERIOUS Smack Habit with a dose of Freebasing on the side?
ken tate Tue, 30/03/2010 - 02:55
Christ, look at those trotters poking out of her dress. Astounding.
retrovertigo Tue, 30/03/2010 - 00:07
Seconded - at least the fat heifer is there under her own steam, although I can imagine the steam emanating from that arse must be pretty rank
koshmar Mon, 29/03/2010 - 21:52
I wouldn't say that. He'll be tormented by nightmarish flashbacks until his dying breath. Don't be surprised to learn of a freak skiing accident. It'll just be a vain plea of release from his relentless purgatory.
bellendercarlisle Mon, 29/03/2010 - 21:28
Do you know what! If I could only shoot one person on there it would be Emma fucking Thompson. What's she doing there? Talentless daughter of someone famous.
whatthe. Mon, 29/03/2010 - 19:35
Its like Wednesday Adams ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, twice.
At least he is having fun in picture 3, his arms must be 12 feet long to get round Mount Ditto in one go.
badgermonkey Mon, 29/03/2010 - 15:34
Stella, you beat me to it! she's past the stage where a bit of Spandex is going to make her look any slimmer! sad cow
kermits Mon, 29/03/2010 - 14:32
That's hilarious. Not the act itself but the fact that she is wearing some kind of body shaping underwear!!!!! If that's her with.... *shudders
stella ah trois Mon, 29/03/2010 - 13:50
Very unsavoury but check out Emma Thompson in pic 4 acting her heart at and grinning as if she's just farted at a kid's party. How wonderfully fake.
PuddyTwat Mon, 29/03/2010 - 13:24
That is fucking disgusting, can you imagine have that sweaty fucking mess pressed against you....Jesus. I bet she fucking stinks as well, not just normal body odour (which all fat people reek of) but I bet there's a kind of stiltony edge to it where a half eaten chicken drumstick is slowly festering away in one of her folds.

Go on a diet you fat, rank, piece.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:01
he's lucky to be alive!
elbow Mon, 29/03/2010 - 11:45

he's lucky to be alive!
elbow Mon, 29/03/2010 - 11:45
That is fucking disgusting, can you imagine have that sweaty fucking mess pressed against you....Jesus. I bet she fucking stinks as well, not just normal body odour (which all fat people reek of) but I bet there's a kind of stiltony edge to it where a half eaten chicken drumstick is slowly festering away in one of her folds.

Go on a diet you fat, rank, piece.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:01
Very unsavoury but check out Emma Thompson in pic 4 acting her heart at and grinning as if she's just farted at a kid's party. How wonderfully fake.
PuddyTwat Mon, 29/03/2010 - 13:24
That's hilarious. Not the act itself but the fact that she is wearing some kind of body shaping underwear!!!!! If that's her with.... *shudders
stella ah trois Mon, 29/03/2010 - 13:50
Stella, you beat me to it! she's past the stage where a bit of Spandex is going to make her look any slimmer! sad cow
kermits Mon, 29/03/2010 - 14:32
Its like Wednesday Adams ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, twice.
At least he is having fun in picture 3, his arms must be 12 feet long to get round Mount Ditto in one go.
badgermonkey Mon, 29/03/2010 - 15:34
Do you know what! If I could only shoot one person on there it would be Emma fucking Thompson. What's she doing there? Talentless daughter of someone famous.
whatthe. Mon, 29/03/2010 - 19:35
I wouldn't say that. He'll be tormented by nightmarish flashbacks until his dying breath. Don't be surprised to learn of a freak skiing accident. It'll just be a vain plea of release from his relentless purgatory.
bellendercarlisle Mon, 29/03/2010 - 21:28
Seconded - at least the fat heifer is there under her own steam, although I can imagine the steam emanating from that arse must be pretty rank
koshmar Mon, 29/03/2010 - 21:52
Christ, look at those trotters poking out of her dress. Astounding.
retrovertigo Tue, 30/03/2010 - 00:07
What a Fat, Ugly, Fucking Munter.

Will someone PLEASE inject her with some Anorexia?

Failing that, give her a SERIOUS Smack Habit with a dose of Freebasing on the side?
ken tate Tue, 30/03/2010 - 02:55