Be still my beating heart
Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:00 by Mr. HM

What exactly does Beth Ditto put down as her occupation? Pantomime dame? Disney sidekick henchman? Whatever it is, can someone tell her that Christopher Biggins is due on stage in December and he wants his outfit back.

Here is pop's walking heart attack arriving at a drag contest which took place at the London Opera House.

It's a pretty grim state of affairs when you are a woman turning up at a drag contest and no-one knows if your dressing ironically or just trying out a new eyeshadow.

If you stare into the middle distance at that dress for long enough you can see a school of dolphins leaping over a desert island.

  • She looks like a clown in that picture, and i`m not sure but i think she can join the circus and lets hope she will not board any carnival cruise ships or we will jump ship. How can she come in public with that look is beyond me,

    diaboliqt Thu, 31/03/2011 - 08:54
  • if she changed the wig with a Human Hair Wig, maybe she would look more natural. she has a lot of transformation to do to became a Disney personage.

    tonight11 Mon, 24/01/2011 - 01:07
  • FWIW, she's dressing like a character named "Mimi" from a (US) TV show called "The Drew Carey Show"

    Mmmm...SEXY!
    (Ooops...I just threw up some in my mouth...)

    FatEricCartman Thu, 18/03/2010 - 05:18
  • And she expects women to buy her fucking designs from Evans or whatever hoofer's clothes shop??

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:30
  • *Projectile vomits coffee and Wispa Gold over the laptop*

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:28
  • You cunt, Jiggs, I was about to ask why she had a bell end in her mouth.

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:27
  • God she's a fucking munter. I daren't imagine what her fucking chuff looks like.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:17
  • Ha ha ha the fat cunt even has a burger for a purse....woe betide the mugger who tries to separate Moby Ditto from that

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 07/09/2009 - 13:10
  • the voice of an angel...,
    the body of a pig in knickers...

    dogpas Mon, 07/09/2009 - 12:07
  • I'm a little bit in love with Mama Ditto......yeah I said it

    hamstir Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:53
  • Nauseatingly fat, disgusting cunt.

    Boffer Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:23
  • Never mind all that - why has she got a penis for a tongue?

    jiggerycock Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:11
  • Never mind all that - why has she got a penis for a tongue?

    jiggerycock Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:11
  • Nauseatingly fat, disgusting cunt.

    Boffer Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:23
  • I'm a little bit in love with Mama Ditto......yeah I said it

    hamstir Mon, 07/09/2009 - 11:53
  • the voice of an angel...,
    the body of a pig in knickers...

    dogpas Mon, 07/09/2009 - 12:07
  • Ha ha ha the fat cunt even has a burger for a purse....woe betide the mugger who tries to separate Moby Ditto from that

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 07/09/2009 - 13:10
  • God she's a fucking munter. I daren't imagine what her fucking chuff looks like.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:17
  • You cunt, Jiggs, I was about to ask why she had a bell end in her mouth.

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:27
  • *Projectile vomits coffee and Wispa Gold over the laptop*

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:28
  • And she expects women to buy her fucking designs from Evans or whatever hoofer's clothes shop??

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:30
  • FWIW, she's dressing like a character named "Mimi" from a (US) TV show called "The Drew Carey Show"

    Mmmm...SEXY!
    (Ooops...I just threw up some in my mouth...)

    FatEricCartman Thu, 18/03/2010 - 05:18
  • if she changed the wig with a Human Hair Wig, maybe she would look more natural. she has a lot of transformation to do to became a Disney personage.

    tonight11 Mon, 24/01/2011 - 01:07
  • She looks like a clown in that picture, and i`m not sure but i think she can join the circus and lets hope she will not board any carnival cruise ships or we will jump ship. How can she come in public with that look is beyond me,

    diaboliqt Thu, 31/03/2011 - 08:54

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