Here's our delicious Beth arriving to turn on the Christmas lights at BHV in Paris. That is truly a sexy little number, which sets off the colour of her eyes beautifully.
My lovely impending-heart-attack really reminded of someone, but took me a while to work out who exactly. Then it hit me, like a, erm, brick wall.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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Jesus she's fucking fat. Fatty fat fat. Step away from the pankakes, fatty.
I bet you could cook using her thigh sweat.
She's probably more resistant to bulldozers than a fucking brick wall as well. Anything moves around her, she extends her sticky tongue, drags her prey into her mouth, and devours it in a nanosecond.
I'm obviously living in an alternative universe where a morbidly obese lesbian is not held up as some sort of "style" example for wimmin everywhere.
Fuck me, Viz's Millie Tant lives on!!