Beth Ditto escapes from dramatic hotel fire drama (not that dramatic)

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Beth Ditto escapes London fire

Standing in the way of the fire exit

Fri, 17/09/2010 - 08:38 by Mr. HM

Relax everyone, she's OK, she's OK. Beth Ditto last night look danger in the face, covered it in cheese strings and profiteroles and laughed her knee tits off as she gobbled it up without taking breath.

As you can see from our Sky News style 24 hour reportage pictures, Beth Ditto - the future of popular music and parachute dresses, managed to escape the clutches of death after a fire very nearly actually caught fire at London's Mayfair hotel.

Thank goodness for the fire crew and quick thinking hotel staff. If the Mayfair hotel goes down it would take 80% of Holy Moly stories with it. No more Saturdays! No more Tanya Macintosh! No more Peaches Geldof! No more...what's that officer? No - I was at home at the time. No, I always smell of petrol. Erm... can I have my phonecall now? MOTHER!

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Comments

Thank god Ditto made it out, I remember what happened in my biology class at school when we set fire to a peanut, the fucker burned for ages due to the high fat content....I can only imagine that if Ditto went up we'd be looking at the 2nd great fire of London !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 17/09/2010 - 10:17
I like Beth but the cold glare from those blue cheese legs would surely have put out the most raging of infernos. Get some sun Beth. It's good for you.
PuddyTwat Fri, 17/09/2010 - 08:46

I like Beth but the cold glare from those blue cheese legs would surely have put out the most raging of infernos. Get some sun Beth. It's good for you.
PuddyTwat Fri, 17/09/2010 - 08:46
Thank god Ditto made it out, I remember what happened in my biology class at school when we set fire to a peanut, the fucker burned for ages due to the high fat content....I can only imagine that if Ditto went up we'd be looking at the 2nd great fire of London !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 17/09/2010 - 10:17