Standing in the way of the door
Thu, 02/07/2009 - 11:48 by HM writer

Beth Ditto's new best friend and fellow Oompa Loompa, Philip Orange Green, helped launch the singer's new plus-size clothing range for Evans at Sketch last night...

We can imagine that skin-tight monochrome monstrosity outfit with dominoes all over it from her range literally flying off the shelves!

Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne, Daisy Lowe and Simon Cowell all popped into the club to show their support for the singer's new range available in sizes 14-32 (perfect for Kate!)

At least it's better than a Geldof flogging their highstreet 'designs'...

 

  • She looks like a sumo wrestling prostitute being pimped by a carrot munching addict

    carbon cowboy Sat, 29/08/2009 - 00:19
  • Well, that collection will be on the sale rail faster than you can say " chav lezza tat "......With apol's to all the chav's out there

    nurcat Wed, 05/08/2009 - 18:28
  • She looks like Jay Leno with tits

    Mr Beefy Thu, 02/07/2009 - 19:01
  • kermits, its on her left; our right you drunken spastic.

    dickmarsh Thu, 02/07/2009 - 16:29
  • Picture 10...that tiny triangle of visible Philip Green belly just made me vom in my mouth.

    tescopop Thu, 02/07/2009 - 15:15
  • Let's forget about the Yank fatty for a second and let's look at the other orange tango'ed fatty on her right- "Sir" philipp green... he's like Rod Stewart younger and chubbier brother. What a pair.

    kermits Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:57
  • Fucking smelly fat walrus.

    dickmarsh Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:31
  • Is it all these Beth Ditto pics that are making the site run so slowly?

    dandyboy Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:30
  • And look at Kelly Osborne! She looks like a tennis ball out for the evening.

    blaxa Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:16
  • I wouldn't wear that in a size 8.

    blaxa Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:13
  • I wouldn't wear that in a size 8.

    blaxa Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:13
  • And look at Kelly Osborne! She looks like a tennis ball out for the evening.

    blaxa Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:16
  • Is it all these Beth Ditto pics that are making the site run so slowly?

    dandyboy Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:30
  • Fucking smelly fat walrus.

    dickmarsh Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:31
  • Let's forget about the Yank fatty for a second and let's look at the other orange tango'ed fatty on her right- "Sir" philipp green... he's like Rod Stewart younger and chubbier brother. What a pair.

    kermits Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:57
  • Picture 10...that tiny triangle of visible Philip Green belly just made me vom in my mouth.

    tescopop Thu, 02/07/2009 - 15:15
  • kermits, its on her left; our right you drunken spastic.

    dickmarsh Thu, 02/07/2009 - 16:29
  • She looks like Jay Leno with tits

    Mr Beefy Thu, 02/07/2009 - 19:01
  • Well, that collection will be on the sale rail faster than you can say " chav lezza tat "......With apol's to all the chav's out there

    nurcat Wed, 05/08/2009 - 18:28
  • She looks like a sumo wrestling prostitute being pimped by a carrot munching addict

    carbon cowboy Sat, 29/08/2009 - 00:19

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