Jesus Christ woman - you'll give poor old Paul McCartney a coronary! The guy is 67 for goodness sake.

I'm still trying to work out who Beth Ditto stole all her front row show tickets from.

There are some clever folk in the world who can tell a million things just by observing people's body language, and I'm starting to think there may be something in it.

For instance, here's Paul's other daughter Mary with Beth when the cameras are pointing her way.

And here's what happens when they don't see the snappers.

You don't need a 2:2 in psychology to work that one out do you?

Or, maybe they were just trying to see the stage, as our artists impression of 5 seconds later so eloquently points out...