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Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:21 by Metrosexual

Plucky warbler Beth Ditto stepped out in public in another of her trademark wacky outfits. We're all for individuality but this time Beth looked like a cross between a grandma all ready for a big night at bingo and the supportive best friend in a John Hughes film...

Luckily she was in Germany, where ladies of a certain age probably still dress like this. Result!

If you want to emulate Beth's distinctive fashion-sense you'll be thrilled to learn she's designed a range for outsize clothing emporium Evans. Get your skates on while stocks last...

  • Dream boat climb aboard and rock away to paradise, where did I put my glasses?

    carbon cowboy Tue, 15/09/2009 - 01:27
  • I'd pay good money to shit between her tits

    gago Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:08
  • Beth Hippo.

    kwebb Fri, 04/09/2009 - 07:40
  • looking at her hand i thought i was tripping....

    0800vix Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:56
  • She doesn't even look real. Like some sculpture done by someone with parkinsons.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:47
  • *scoffs*

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:40
  • Don't bring down my good name

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 19:35
  • It's Matt Lucas in another wacky Little Britain characterisation

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 18:00
  • She's slowly morphing into Leigh Bowery.

    dandyboy Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:29
  • Big girls are good - but big ugly girls are most definitely not! She's hideous!

    diamondcat Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:21
  • Dicky?!

    What have I told you about using this log-in...

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:19
  • NO!

    bunglist Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:48
  • who says fat birds aren't sexy?
    I would absolutely like to have relationships with her..., her voice is sooo sexy.....

    dogpas Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:06
  • I think she looks pretty good actually.

    tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:56
  • yes, HM. she's fat. we get it.

    fannyman Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:50
  • Fat munter aside, id still like to cram my cock into her throat.

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:37
  • Fat munter aside, id still like to cram my cock into her throat.

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:37
  • yes, HM. she's fat. we get it.

    fannyman Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:50
  • I think she looks pretty good actually.

    tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:56
  • who says fat birds aren't sexy?
    I would absolutely like to have relationships with her..., her voice is sooo sexy.....

    dogpas Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:06
  • NO!

    bunglist Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:48
  • Dicky?!

    What have I told you about using this log-in...

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:19
  • Big girls are good - but big ugly girls are most definitely not! She's hideous!

    diamondcat Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:21
  • She's slowly morphing into Leigh Bowery.

    dandyboy Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:29
  • It's Matt Lucas in another wacky Little Britain characterisation

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 18:00
  • Don't bring down my good name

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 19:35
  • *scoffs*

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:40
  • She doesn't even look real. Like some sculpture done by someone with parkinsons.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:47
  • looking at her hand i thought i was tripping....

    0800vix Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:56
  • Beth Hippo.

    kwebb Fri, 04/09/2009 - 07:40
  • I'd pay good money to shit between her tits

    gago Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:08
  • Dream boat climb aboard and rock away to paradise, where did I put my glasses?

    carbon cowboy Tue, 15/09/2009 - 01:27

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