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Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:10 by Harry Bow

Kelly, oh - f*cking dear...  As if Osbourne appearing on the catwalk as a MODEL wasn't HILARIOUS enough alone, they wheeled her out dressed-up as a Pomeranian dog in disguise as Groucho Marx

Not entirely certain how this is meant to sell clothes when eager fashion fans can simply snap up the look for £3.50 here - we can only assume it was some sort of mistake when Osbourne was pushed out onto the catwalk at New York Fashion Week, with designer Betsey Johnson trying to cover her tracks by throwing on a last minute disguise. We'd recognise that face anywhere, however - dressed-up as one of Krankies or in full tache.

This might not be New York Fashion Week's biggest laugh though - Victoria Beckham's show was last night. More on that soon...

 

  • I think she is 'AMAZING' - she is one of the only people I know who manages to look both fat and skinny at the same time!!!!!!

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:24
  • certainly don't disagree with the 'talentless' jibe, but she is a size 8 these days so hardly a porker.

    fannyman Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:26
  • Talking about Fashion Week, even though Daniel Vosovic didn't actually win, he still has a collection in this year's Fashion Week in New York. Still, it seems that he has been laboring away after he left the show and not leaving the good work undone.

    TristonZ Tue, 16/02/2010 - 09:23
  • There's hope for all talentless porkers. Is this a 'spot the redeeming feature' competition?

    spandex Mon, 15/02/2010 - 18:32
  • She looks like fucking Baldrick when he did that turn as a 'Slug Balancer'...

    mrsmoon Mon, 15/02/2010 - 17:38
  • the hat in pic 17 is awesome

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:34
  • i may have missed something over the last few months. when (and more importantly how) did kelly osbourne become a fashionista?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:41
  • i may have missed something over the last few months. when (and more importantly how) did kelly osbourne become a fashionista?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:41
  • the hat in pic 17 is awesome

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:34
  • She looks like fucking Baldrick when he did that turn as a 'Slug Balancer'...

    mrsmoon Mon, 15/02/2010 - 17:38
  • There's hope for all talentless porkers. Is this a 'spot the redeeming feature' competition?

    spandex Mon, 15/02/2010 - 18:32
  • Talking about Fashion Week, even though Daniel Vosovic didn't actually win, he still has a collection in this year's Fashion Week in New York. Still, it seems that he has been laboring away after he left the show and not leaving the good work undone.

    TristonZ Tue, 16/02/2010 - 09:23
  • certainly don't disagree with the 'talentless' jibe, but she is a size 8 these days so hardly a porker.

    fannyman Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:26
  • I think she is 'AMAZING' - she is one of the only people I know who manages to look both fat and skinny at the same time!!!!!!

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:24

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