If I were a bore...
Mon, 16/11/2009 - 10:35 by HM writer

Beyonce and Jay-Z must have got lost or taken the wrong turn in London, as they found themselves in Whisky Mist last night...

Beyonce, currently on tour in the UK and reportedly arriving with so much luggage that she had to book an extra room at the hotel just for her stuff, went out to the club usually frequented by the likes of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud and Sugababe Amelle Berrabah and er, Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud and Sugababe Amelle Berrabah. Oh and Henry Conway.

Singer Chipmunk has obviously recovered following his suicidal rants on Twitter, such as "I want to die" and "is suicide easy?", which saw him cancel forthcoming gigs and be treated for exhaustion. But he was back out last night, with JLS and actor Stephen Dorff.

Beyonce and husband Jay-Z probably took one look at Stephen Dorff's cordoned off area and the bottles of cava being served to his table and stuffed with about five sparklers and left...

  • Fucking hell Kwebby, I think that might be called damned with faint praise....

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 20:48
  • No. Not a real fan. But put it this way - I certainly don't don't think he's a fucking idiot like I do 50 Cent, Chris Brown, Lil Jon, Soulja Boy et al.

    kwebb Mon, 16/11/2009 - 16:35
  • Wearing sunnies when it's pitch black looks just fucking ridiculous, paps or not.

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:32
  • Ohhhh kwebb is a Jay-Z fan eh? would have never associated you with him I must say...

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:31
  • Yes. He's punching above his weight looks wise, however he is quite witty, charming, loaded, reasonably cultured and talented, has an amazing art collection and the only rapper from the last 10 years with a vague hint of credibility especially when compared to the old skool artists who were less concerned with Merc, tubs, and spinning rims. She makes records that suck, has pushy parents and she drinks skimmed milk straight out the bottle. It's not clean cut here. There is a lot to consider.

    kwebb Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:54
  • you can really see the join of her 'lace front' wig in pic 3.... shaaaaame!

    gijayne Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:51
  • Is Whisky Mist meant to be rhyming slang? What a load of James Hunts

    merylhighground Mon, 16/11/2009 - 12:40
  • jay-z is not an attractive man, does anyone ever mention that he's punching massively above his weight?

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 16/11/2009 - 12:22
  • Massive homosexuals in pic 5

    aaaargh Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:48
  • hahahaha v.good

    Mr. HM Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:35
  • jay-z needs a wee.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:28
  • A mate of mine went to Beyonce's party on Saturday night and there was a bloke employed to walk around reminding all the guests that taking pictures would "totally not be cool."

    kwebb Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:13
  • A mate of mine went to Beyonce's party on Saturday night and there was a bloke employed to walk around reminding all the guests that taking pictures would "totally not be cool."

    kwebb Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:13
  • jay-z needs a wee.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:28
  • hahahaha v.good

    Mr. HM Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:35
  • Massive homosexuals in pic 5

    aaaargh Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:48
  • jay-z is not an attractive man, does anyone ever mention that he's punching massively above his weight?

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 16/11/2009 - 12:22
  • Is Whisky Mist meant to be rhyming slang? What a load of James Hunts

    merylhighground Mon, 16/11/2009 - 12:40
  • you can really see the join of her 'lace front' wig in pic 3.... shaaaaame!

    gijayne Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:51
  • Yes. He's punching above his weight looks wise, however he is quite witty, charming, loaded, reasonably cultured and talented, has an amazing art collection and the only rapper from the last 10 years with a vague hint of credibility especially when compared to the old skool artists who were less concerned with Merc, tubs, and spinning rims. She makes records that suck, has pushy parents and she drinks skimmed milk straight out the bottle. It's not clean cut here. There is a lot to consider.

    kwebb Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:54
  • Ohhhh kwebb is a Jay-Z fan eh? would have never associated you with him I must say...

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:31
  • Wearing sunnies when it's pitch black looks just fucking ridiculous, paps or not.

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:32
  • No. Not a real fan. But put it this way - I certainly don't don't think he's a fucking idiot like I do 50 Cent, Chris Brown, Lil Jon, Soulja Boy et al.

    kwebb Mon, 16/11/2009 - 16:35
  • Fucking hell Kwebby, I think that might be called damned with faint praise....

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 20:48

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