Poor old Jay-Z's got 99 problems and an oil stain on the carpet is one... Here's Beyonce in the new campaign for her mum's House of Dereon fashion line, where she appears straddling a motorcycle in the bedroom. Yes, it really is that much of a slow news day...

Beyonce is back after taking a six month break because she wanted to "go to restaurants, see some movies and Broadway shows" (erm, a spare weekend might do it), appearing in a fashion campaign for her mum's House of Dereon fashion line - a gig that even sister Solange turned down, having previously said "it wasn't really her style". You don't say.

And, erm... *desperately tries to find something else to say - gives up*... Look, it could be worse, it could be one of The Saturdays up there on a motorcycle ^^. We won't stoop that low. Oh.

(last night in London)