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Katy Perry announces the 2009 Grammy nominees

Oh Grammy!

Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:53 by Mr. HM

The Grammy nominations were announced yesterday. They are a bit like The Brits, except instead of being held at the Roundhouse in Camden by Fearne Cotton they get a full on LA gig with Katy Perry and the Jonas Brothers.

Katy Perry did her usual schtick of DON'T TALK ABOUT MY TITS / PLEASE LOOK AT MY TITS and Beyonce didn't even bother turning up to hear that she'd got a massive 10 nominations. Other than that there were performances from the weird Jonas Brothers.

There's no need for us Brits to get downbeat though - we are MASSIVELY represented by *looks at sheet of paper* erm, the Ting Tings! *punches fist in air* Eric Calpton *holds hand up for high five, ignored* and erm Steve Winwood *tumbleweed*.

Only kidding - The Pet Shop boys, Depeche Mose and Coldplay are also in the mix.

Full list below, but before you get to that, let's analyse the pics. OK so who replaced Smokey Robinson with a wax robot? Who the fuck dresses the Black Eyed Peas like 11 year olds in H&M? I mean, Fergie is a day if she's 60 surely? Speaking of people dressing too young for their age - Ringo Starr, have a word with yourself mate.

SONG OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Single Ladies"
LadyGaga- "Poker Face"
Maxwell - "Pretty Wings"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me."

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "I Am ... Sasha Fierce"
BlackEyedPeas' "The E.N.D."
Lady Gaga- "The Fame"
Taylor Swift - "Fearless"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King."

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Halo"
Black Eyes Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me"

BEST NEW ARTIST
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings

BEST ROCK ALBUM
AC/DC - "Black Ice"
Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood - "Life from Madison Square Garden"
Green Day - "21st Century Breakdown"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King"
U2 - "No Line on the Horizon."

BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling"
Bon Jovi - "We Weren't Born to Follow"
The Fray - "Never Say Never"
Daryl Hall and John Oates' "Sara Smile"
MGMT - "Kids"

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Comments

In the field of music industry, many posses awesome talent that's why they have given a chance to be awarded through Grammy Awards. I knew Beyonce was going to feature heavily on the Grammy winners 2010 list, but not a 6 award haul. Honestly, I bet Lady Gaga to win few more awards since she really did well lately. Some things were sort of predictable, but good thing I didn't put any money on who would win, because I probably would have ended up losing a payday loans worth or so.
jessieP Tue, 02/02/2010 - 08:40
Shithole of popular music. Yet, America has some cracking bands, but this lot of detritus somehow floats to the top of the cistern. Great
Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 00:36
Depeche Mose??
pandakiller Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:05
Katy Perry looks like Fat Nat of Strictly Cum Dancing / EastEnders

As for the award nominations, point of order, but someone appears to have mentioned Green Day in the same orbit as 'Rock'.

I assume there was no category for smug pantomime artists who suck and should be destroyed?
jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:22
The tranny shoes go well with her wrestler's legs though.
enile Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:47
looking at those pics, one would be forgiven for thinking that popular music was in a perilous state.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:44
What exercise is it you have to do to get your neck to become as wide as your head? Really loving the look.

Sorry, thought this was Closer magazine for a moment there.
stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:29
Crikey Moses, that dress does Katy's boobs no favours.
tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:26

Crikey Moses, that dress does Katy's boobs no favours.
tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:26
What exercise is it you have to do to get your neck to become as wide as your head? Really loving the look.

Sorry, thought this was Closer magazine for a moment there.
stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:29
looking at those pics, one would be forgiven for thinking that popular music was in a perilous state.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:44
The tranny shoes go well with her wrestler's legs though.
enile Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:47
Katy Perry looks like Fat Nat of Strictly Cum Dancing / EastEnders

As for the award nominations, point of order, but someone appears to have mentioned Green Day in the same orbit as 'Rock'.

I assume there was no category for smug pantomime artists who suck and should be destroyed?
jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:22
Depeche Mose??
pandakiller Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:05
Shithole of popular music. Yet, America has some cracking bands, but this lot of detritus somehow floats to the top of the cistern. Great
Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 00:36
In the field of music industry, many posses awesome talent that's why they have given a chance to be awarded through Grammy Awards. I knew Beyonce was going to feature heavily on the Grammy winners 2010 list, but not a 6 award haul. Honestly, I bet Lady Gaga to win few more awards since she really did well lately. Some things were sort of predictable, but good thing I didn't put any money on who would win, because I probably would have ended up losing a payday loans worth or so.
jessieP Tue, 02/02/2010 - 08:40