Beyonce Knowles exactly what her fans want. It's puns like that, but it's also as much of her torso and lower back as possible, even when she knows it could lose her the all important Outraged, Tunbridge Wells 35+ demographic.

Luckily, she's winning that particular vote back by not being pregnant out-of-wedlock or openly endorsing the fact her husband said he had a lot of fun selling crack cocaine back when he was just a nipper.

It's not just Jay Z who enjoyed selling crystals though, oh no, it's also Lorraine Schwartz, couturier to the stars, who launched a new jewellery line last night. What's the range called? It's called 2BHAPPY. How clever, because it appeals to the young people through the use of text speak, but since there's no way they can afford it, that means it's targeted squarely at dangerously low IQ 'slebs, a particularly lucrative and increasingly large market.

Along with The Beyonce at the launch were Kim Kardashian, Blake Lively, Mary J. Blige and Ashanti. Since Mary J. Blige seems to be only marginally off her rocker and Blake Lively's scared of her own shadow it doesn't really give us much to go on (jealous, anonymous bullying-wise),so here are those pics of KK with her tits painted silver instead...