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Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:47 by Harry Bow

Kanye West spoke - and the people listened. Or maybe Beyonce was just available to attend the MTV EMAs while Taylor Swift was otherwise engaged... Whatever the case, Mrs Jay-Z will be taking three gongs home with her today (luckily her lack of costume means there'll be plenty of room in her suitcase).

Beyonce might have scooped prizes for Best Female, Best video (Single Ladies) and Best Song (Halo), but it was her performance of new single Sweet Dreams that's got people talking today.

Just in time too - Lily Allen and Lady Gaga had almost put us off stockings for good...

Meanwhile, Taylor Swift couldn't escape MTV talk over the Atlantic, appearing in a promo for her upcoming Saturday Night Live stint whereby host Bill Hader HILARIOUSLY pretends to sack her off for Beyonce:

 

In fact, Kanye was probably the only person keeping a low profile - although unfortunately we doubt this will be the case for long.

  • Oh, because of course, we should all be fucking prostate before the genius that is Jay-Z, right?

    He's as much a cunt as Bono, FFS

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:37
  • Being relatively well-known in hip-hop says nothing for that shit which comes out as an excuse for hip-hop these days. Any cunt can rattle the shit that sells now. I think he'll always be known as Mr Beyonce. Whoop.

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:35
  • ^^ first pic, Oprah Winfrey has lost weight again?

    BustySinclair Sat, 07/11/2009 - 03:20
  • I didn't know what he had going for him either, due to not knowing any of his tunes or who the fuck he is. But he was really funny and intelligent when he went on Wossy's show.

    Also, he is probably really well-hung. And I suppose being incredibly wealthy and one of the most influential people in hip-hop doesn't hurt either.

    BustySinclair Sat, 07/11/2009 - 03:19
  • This is where I doff my cap. Beyonce IS amazing. Don't know what she sees in old hang-lip Jay-Z though. His face is like a spud.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 20:59
  • Oh shame. In picture 10, Bono's going for a 'hey brother show me some skiiiiiiin' type handshake while Jay-Z keeps it strictly business.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 20:58
  • Loving the use of an Agent Provocateur eye mask et all..

    shakeit Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:47
  • no lady gaga pics then? COME ON HM.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:08
  • no lady gaga pics then? COME ON HM.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:08
  • Loving the use of an Agent Provocateur eye mask et all..

    shakeit Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:47
  • Oh shame. In picture 10, Bono's going for a 'hey brother show me some skiiiiiiin' type handshake while Jay-Z keeps it strictly business.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 20:58
  • This is where I doff my cap. Beyonce IS amazing. Don't know what she sees in old hang-lip Jay-Z though. His face is like a spud.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 20:59
  • I didn't know what he had going for him either, due to not knowing any of his tunes or who the fuck he is. But he was really funny and intelligent when he went on Wossy's show.

    Also, he is probably really well-hung. And I suppose being incredibly wealthy and one of the most influential people in hip-hop doesn't hurt either.

    BustySinclair Sat, 07/11/2009 - 03:19
  • ^^ first pic, Oprah Winfrey has lost weight again?

    BustySinclair Sat, 07/11/2009 - 03:20
  • Being relatively well-known in hip-hop says nothing for that shit which comes out as an excuse for hip-hop these days. Any cunt can rattle the shit that sells now. I think he'll always be known as Mr Beyonce. Whoop.

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:35
  • Oh, because of course, we should all be fucking prostate before the genius that is Jay-Z, right?

    He's as much a cunt as Bono, FFS

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:37

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