Beyonce might have scooped prizes for Best Female, Best video (Single Ladies) and Best Song (Halo), but it was her performance of new single Sweet Dreams that's got people talking today.
Just in time too - Lily Allen and Lady Gaga had almost put us off stockings for good...
Meanwhile, Taylor Swift couldn't escape MTV talk over the Atlantic, appearing in a promo for her upcoming Saturday Night Live stint whereby host Bill Hader HILARIOUSLY pretends to sack her off for Beyonce:
In fact, Kanye was probably the only person keeping a low profile - although unfortunately we doubt this will be the case for long.
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COMMENTS (8)
no lady gaga pics then? COME ON HM.
Loving the use of an Agent Provocateur eye mask et all..
This is where I doff my cap. Beyonce IS amazing. Don't know what she sees in old hang-lip Jay-Z though. His face is like a spud.
I didn't know what he had going for him either, due to not knowing any of his tunes or who the fuck he is. But he was really funny and intelligent when he went on Wossy's show.
Also, he is probably really well-hung. And I suppose being incredibly wealthy and one of the most influential people in hip-hop doesn't hurt either.
Being relatively well-known in hip-hop says nothing for that shit which comes out as an excuse for hip-hop these days. Any cunt can rattle the shit that sells now. I think he'll always be known as Mr Beyonce. Whoop.
Oh shame. In picture 10, Bono's going for a 'hey brother show me some skiiiiiiin' type handshake while Jay-Z keeps it strictly business.
Oh, because of course, we should all be fucking prostate before the genius that is Jay-Z, right?
He's as much a cunt as Bono, FFS
^^ first pic, Oprah Winfrey has lost weight again?