Bianca Gascoigne meets her perfect man at Embassy

10 Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy advert Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy advert Calum Best leaves Movida Calum Best leaves Movida Calum Best leaves Movida

Bianca Gascoigne outside Embassy

But which one has more brain cells?

Thu, 13/08/2009 - 11:51 by HM writer

One is a two dimensional, useless, flimsy, lifeless and talentless throw-away while the other is a cardboard cut-out of a male model. Oh hold on, we got that the wrong way round...

Bianca, who recently returned home after going missing at a Spanish music festival (caught in a hurricane and spat out again) met her soulmate outside soup central Embassy last night.

But at least he has more charm, charisma and sophistication than her ex (pic 9)...

Calum Best

Comments

Watch it everyone!! Leah from Bianca's PR firm is here! Be nice!

Actually Leah, you're a bit of a twat yourself aren't you? "im think your the thickos". Fuck me, if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. Get your shit sorted out before you start casting aspersions on here.

And for the record, Bianca Gascoigne is a nasty, talentless, desperate slapper. Nowhere near as likeable as her dad but sure as hell money-minded like her mother. And just because she might (only might, mind) earn more money than all of us put together - highly unlikely - does that make her a Cambridge professor??

You gullible tart. Piss off
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 18:26
So what makes you think that shes brainless ant talentless, she probably earns more money than all of you put together, so im think your the thickos
Just because she models for aliving doesnt make her an idiot, you should stereo type people because she is actully a lovely caring girl who is highly intelligent.
leahdineen2009 Fri, 14/08/2009 - 12:55
The girl in the background of pic 8 looks like she's throwing up at the sight of Calum Best...
jellytot83 Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:55
Isnt it sites like Holy Moly and the creeps that read it , ie , us that encourage these talentless bints ? I feel dirty...
grange Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:52
More like who she does for a living...
walsingham Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:50
She's orange and her dad cried or something.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:16
She's a fugly, gormless, brainless, vacuous spunkdump who relies on 2nd rate websites providing her with publicity. Oh...
Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:12
What exactly does this woman do for a livng?
sandyman Thu, 13/08/2009 - 12:09

What exactly does this woman do for a livng?
sandyman Thu, 13/08/2009 - 12:09
She's a fugly, gormless, brainless, vacuous spunkdump who relies on 2nd rate websites providing her with publicity. Oh...
Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:12
She's orange and her dad cried or something.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:16
More like who she does for a living...
walsingham Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:50
Isnt it sites like Holy Moly and the creeps that read it , ie , us that encourage these talentless bints ? I feel dirty...
grange Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:52
The girl in the background of pic 8 looks like she's throwing up at the sight of Calum Best...
jellytot83 Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:55
So what makes you think that shes brainless ant talentless, she probably earns more money than all of you put together, so im think your the thickos
Just because she models for aliving doesnt make her an idiot, you should stereo type people because she is actully a lovely caring girl who is highly intelligent.
leahdineen2009 Fri, 14/08/2009 - 12:55
Watch it everyone!! Leah from Bianca's PR firm is here! Be nice!

Actually Leah, you're a bit of a twat yourself aren't you? "im think your the thickos". Fuck me, if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. Get your shit sorted out before you start casting aspersions on here.

And for the record, Bianca Gascoigne is a nasty, talentless, desperate slapper. Nowhere near as likeable as her dad but sure as hell money-minded like her mother. And just because she might (only might, mind) earn more money than all of us put together - highly unlikely - does that make her a Cambridge professor??

You gullible tart. Piss off
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 18:26