Big Brother 2010: Andrew Stone enters the house, contestants wonder who he is

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Andrew Stone enters the Bg Brother house

Please Stop Believing...

Wed, 21/07/2010 - 15:21 by HM writer

The Big Brother contestants are currently being subjected to Starman 'singer' and Pineapple Dance Studios' Andrew Stone, a man who draws so much musical inspiration from David Bowie that he thinks Bowie and Ziggy Stardust are two different people, to help them prepare for a Glee-style task... (David Van Day must must have been busy...)

The 28-year-old dance instructor (if he's 28, Caprice must be 12) and singer of an even shitter version of the Scissor Sisters is teaching housemates to perform a dance routine and perform a pop song...

Once the contestants have rehearsed and picked from a selection of songs you'd rather never hear again, such as Robbie Willaims' 'Angels' and Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You', they will be auditoned by Stone, who knows absolutely fuck all about singing.

The contestants will then create a 'showstopping performance' (doubtful) of Journey's Don't Stop top Believing which will be butchered and aired tomorrow...

At least they weren't forced to attempt one of his...

Big Brother, Big Brother housemates

Comments

Yes Puddy, but the shame gene seems to be absent from my DNA.
Ooops.
whothehellamiagain Fri, 23/07/2010 - 12:11
Excellent! So when people say H is dead they're not just referring to his career? Oh.

And if I ever found myself in the same club as H (not that that could ever fucking happen) there's no way I'd admit to it. The man is such a jackarse that even his own mother would have to concur.
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 22:38
Just for you Puddy:

http://www.popbitch.com/home/2009/09/10/rip-h-from-steps/
whothehellamiagain Thu, 22/07/2010 - 18:01
Sadly no....
H, aside from having the IQ of an aubergine, was/is about as openly gay as it's possible to be.
He's also a surprisingly dirty sex pig.
I once saw him in a fuck club having unusual and unnecessary things done to him by a tag team of twink shaggers.

OBVIOUSLY, I'd only gone myself thinking it was an underpants fashion party only to realise my mistake.........
*ahem!*

Anyway, Andrew Stone is so deluded, aside from the pop career (???), that he insists that there's a girlfriend somewhere in the background....
Yes dear.
And Hitler was a lesbian.
Next!
whothehellamiagain Thu, 22/07/2010 - 13:07
H disappears then Andrew Stone appears.

Or does he?

(strokes chin in a "could they be one and the same?" type stylee)
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:51
Hold on. I'm coming in with ya (laughs)
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:45
very well written,thank you share.
baidu
hjw071218 Thu, 22/07/2010 - 09:00
he eventually admitted in Heat magazine that he is 36 about a month ago.
happyaslarry Wed, 21/07/2010 - 17:36
Oh for fuck's sake. 'Don't stop believing' used to be quite a good song. What the fuck happened.

Why oh why hasn't this fucking house been bombed yet.
slug Wed, 21/07/2010 - 17:26
Can we please have the world cup back again. PLEASE.
I didn't watch any of it but it was comforting to know that everyone else was and not watching big cunting brother.

Oh GOD!
*voluntarily walks into a Nazi gas chamber - with the gas on!*
whothehellamiagain Wed, 21/07/2010 - 16:05
slow news year?
Hospital DJs are not the only twats Wed, 21/07/2010 - 15:26

slow news year?
Hospital DJs are not the only twats Wed, 21/07/2010 - 15:26
Can we please have the world cup back again. PLEASE.
I didn't watch any of it but it was comforting to know that everyone else was and not watching big cunting brother.

Oh GOD!
*voluntarily walks into a Nazi gas chamber - with the gas on!*
whothehellamiagain Wed, 21/07/2010 - 16:05
Oh for fuck's sake. 'Don't stop believing' used to be quite a good song. What the fuck happened.

Why oh why hasn't this fucking house been bombed yet.
slug Wed, 21/07/2010 - 17:26
he eventually admitted in Heat magazine that he is 36 about a month ago.
happyaslarry Wed, 21/07/2010 - 17:36
very well written,thank you share.
baidu
hjw071218 Thu, 22/07/2010 - 09:00
Hold on. I'm coming in with ya (laughs)
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:45
H disappears then Andrew Stone appears.

Or does he?

(strokes chin in a "could they be one and the same?" type stylee)
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:51
Sadly no....
H, aside from having the IQ of an aubergine, was/is about as openly gay as it's possible to be.
He's also a surprisingly dirty sex pig.
I once saw him in a fuck club having unusual and unnecessary things done to him by a tag team of twink shaggers.

OBVIOUSLY, I'd only gone myself thinking it was an underpants fashion party only to realise my mistake.........
*ahem!*

Anyway, Andrew Stone is so deluded, aside from the pop career (???), that he insists that there's a girlfriend somewhere in the background....
Yes dear.
And Hitler was a lesbian.
Next!
whothehellamiagain Thu, 22/07/2010 - 13:07
Just for you Puddy:

http://www.popbitch.com/home/2009/09/10/rip-h-from-steps/
whothehellamiagain Thu, 22/07/2010 - 18:01
Excellent! So when people say H is dead they're not just referring to his career? Oh.

And if I ever found myself in the same club as H (not that that could ever fucking happen) there's no way I'd admit to it. The man is such a jackarse that even his own mother would have to concur.
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 22:38
Yes Puddy, but the shame gene seems to be absent from my DNA.
Ooops.
whothehellamiagain Fri, 23/07/2010 - 12:11