We're beginning to think that the final series of Big Brother is never going to end. One twat leaves and another twat enters. In fact, another three twats entered. Along with Sam's entrance following Ben's eviction, Jedward went into the house and performed their new single - somehow not resulting in the end of the world as we know it...

So far this series a total of six housemates have been evicted while a total of seven new housemates have been put in, thus defeating the entire purpose of the programme.

First of all, Ben (the slimy posh one with the awful hair) was booted out with 52% of the vote. We actually managed to catch his eviction on the TV (to add to the other five minutes of it we've watched so far) and have never seen someone so petrified in all our life. There is no greater pleasure than watching a fame-hungry, attention-seeking arsehole watch his dreams of hosting 'Live From Studio Five' crash to the ground as the general public boo and shout terrible insults in his face.

So it was goodbye Ben, but hello Sam. When asked for his 'likes' by HM, Sam replied with the answer "cute and innocent girls" - so it's probably a good thing he's locked up in the Big Brother house, rather than out amongst the public where he would inevitably end up on the sex offenders register.

Finally, Jedward entered the house and mimed Blink 182's 'All The Small Things' in the garden while the rest of the house had to ignore them as part of their task. We'll just leave you to enjoy the video of them before we copy and paste the C word a thousand times.