Caiomhe has left the Big Brother houseCaiomhe has left the Big Brother house

She Caiomhe She Saw She pissed off
Tue, 20/07/2010 - 13:20 by Mr. HM

Oh dear - Caiomhe has left the Big Brother house after only 42 days because she misses her boyfriend too much. LIGHTWEIGHT PUSSY!

Poor John James cried his little Aussie heart out. Lazily, here is the full press release simply copied and pasted,

"This afternoon CAOIMHE decided to leave the Big Brother house. After spending 42 days with her fellow housemates, she decided enough was enough and exited at 13.00pm.

She left through the diary room after saying goodbye to everyone in the house as they applauded her before she made her exit.

 

Last night CAOIMHE asked Big Brother to leave saying she wanted to get back to her boyfriend and family, and that she was finding life tough in the house. She has told her fellow housemates she values the relationship with her boyfriend more than continuing her Big Brother experience.

CAOIMHE will be remembered for her quiff, her fashion, her relationship with former housemate Shabby and her role in the John James and Josie saga. And for flashing the housemates last Friday night.    

 

Within minutes of her departure a distraught JOHN JAMES was seen shedding tears for his friend in the nest."

  • Only if you use an Alsatian dog

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/07/2010 - 17:18
  • Sadly, My boyfriend and me broke up a month ago. yeah.. i'm young ,beautiful,lonely and still hurting.i may be in need of someone to love..still..My friends told me about A G EM I N GL E .( o M and i got curious about it.. they met their boyfriends there.,It's the best place to meet an older boyfriend or a younger girlfriend. i cant risk myself..So i got a usename(Anny888) there in order to find a new boyfriend.is it wrong?

    lilykiss17 Tue, 20/07/2010 - 15:10
  • Mr. Holymoly - now that's a fucking stupid name.

    tripledub Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:56
  • I haven't a clue who she is but she looks a scary fucker - bit of 'the pianist in Sparks' vibe about her.

    Ask your parents, right kidz??!!

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:35
  • Careful now Mr HM, I got labelled as a racist before for poitning out that having a name that is spelled totally different to how it is pronounced......Siobahn ? Eoighan ? I mean honestly now.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:24
  • leading by example eh

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:10
  • It's a stupid name and doesn't deserve the respect you give it.

    Mr. HM Tue, 20/07/2010 - 13:30
  • Fuck me, her name is written three times in capital letters in the press release and you still spell it wrong. Can my cat submit a story please?

    dennisnilsen Tue, 20/07/2010 - 13:26
  • Fuck me, her name is written three times in capital letters in the press release and you still spell it wrong. Can my cat submit a story please?

    dennisnilsen Tue, 20/07/2010 - 13:26
  • It's a stupid name and doesn't deserve the respect you give it.

    Mr. HM Tue, 20/07/2010 - 13:30
  • leading by example eh

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:10
  • Careful now Mr HM, I got labelled as a racist before for poitning out that having a name that is spelled totally different to how it is pronounced......Siobahn ? Eoighan ? I mean honestly now.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:24
  • I haven't a clue who she is but she looks a scary fucker - bit of 'the pianist in Sparks' vibe about her.

    Ask your parents, right kidz??!!

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:35
  • Mr. Holymoly - now that's a fucking stupid name.

    tripledub Tue, 20/07/2010 - 14:56
  • Sadly, My boyfriend and me broke up a month ago. yeah.. i'm young ,beautiful,lonely and still hurting.i may be in need of someone to love..still..My friends told me about A G EM I N GL E .( o M and i got curious about it.. they met their boyfriends there.,It's the best place to meet an older boyfriend or a younger girlfriend. i cant risk myself..So i got a usename(Anny888) there in order to find a new boyfriend.is it wrong?

    lilykiss17 Tue, 20/07/2010 - 15:10
  • Only if you use an Alsatian dog

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/07/2010 - 17:18