Big Brother contestants are currently being forced to Ignore The Obvious, no not that this is their fate in a few months time, it's a task during which a number of distractions will enter the house and the housemates must refrain from reacting... (Giving most of them an unfair advantage considering their reactions are about as fast as Lee Ryan doing, er, pretty much anything).

Yesterday BB sent in a brass band, Mario's grandfather, Zombies and Marcus Bentley's voice as Big Brother's. Who? 

Oh.

*Shudders*

So far today a "hot, sexy man" took a shower in their bathroom (pictured), then a horde of tourists were sent in taking photos followed by Steve and Dave's wives (Dave managed to find a wife?)  who entered the garden and drank tea. Steve later cried under a towel.

Meanwhile, Josie and John James were told off Big Brother from removing their microphones when having 'heart-to-hearts'...

50 days down, only another 34 to go..

*sobs*