Chrisitan minister who claims to get drunk on the Lord (apart from this time, although he's clearly not as drunk as his mate) Dave is now up for eviction after discussing nominations with other contestants. Only the Lord can save him now (or the public on Friday) ...

Dave told posh toff Ben:

"I could never nominate the Baron or Josie."

Not that it matters now, as he's also been banned from nominating this week.

Meanwhile, John James went to extreme lengths to show Josie that he doesn't fancy her by escaping out of a fire exit, before returning into the house a whole two minutes later.

In other BB news, Andrew won his Tree of Temptation task and was treated to champagne and strawberries which were fed to him by three girls in bikinis, after spray tanning Dave's arse in the bathroom.

Which weirdly remind us of this...

(sorry).