The Big Brother housemates are continuing to Ignore The Obvious (and that this is also the fate that awaits them in a few months time) and must not respond to Davina McCall's entrance into the house tonight or else they will lose this week's task...

They will also have to ignore Jedward, something the world has been attempting to do since the 'X Factor' last year, who will be performing a song in the garden. The twins, who share a single brain cell between them, said:

"The housemates have been doing really well at this task but we are going to make it really hard for them to ignore us."

What about breaking the other leg? Or bringing these two in with them...

Meanwhile, a new housemate called Sam, plucked from the original 81 strong line-up, will enter the house tonight.

Here are his details:

Age: 21.

From: Kent.

Occupation: Graffiti artist (is that actually classed as an occupation?)

Love Life: Single.

Likes: Cute and innocent girls, art, travelling.

Dislikes: Meat, alcohol, celebrities (seems unlikely)

Why he will annoy us: Sam claims his close friends see him as a 'joker'.

(i.e 'fucking irritating')