Big Brother 2010: Ex-housemates gather at Alto Club, not an ounce of shame between them

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Bex from BB9 waves goodbye to her credibilityBex from BB9 waves goodbye to her credibility

Oh Jesus
Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:25 by

To honour the launch of the final series, the most desperate former Big Brother housemates gathered together at Alto Club in London to try and alert the country to their existence. It really shouldn't surprise us anymore, but these people genuinely have no shame whatsoever. We do have to give the cunts some credit though, their attention-seeking antics have made for a great gallery...

BB9's Bex Shiner now has about as much credibility as a mass-murdering paedophile. You'll remember the time she gave Holy Moly a sneak peak of the Jedward tattoo on her arse. Once again she was trying to milk that as much as possible, flashing her arse left, right and centre and bending over in the middle of the street to let her friend - who is an equally abominable human being - take her from behind.

She was the worst of the lot by a long way, but the others weren't much better...

Rex Newmark - possibly the biggest cock ever to appear on Big Brother - was also stimulating sex with strangers in the middle of the street. He then took a well-earned rest on the pavement with a bunch of desperate girls whose only ambition in life is to shag a forgotten reality TV contestant and sell their story to The Sun.

That leaves us with the ever-respectable Charley Uchea and the ever-fashionable Siavash.

Have you ever seen a finer representation of the British population in one place?

Big Brother, Big Brother housemates, Charley Uchea

Comments

  • cheap shoes, cheap clothes, cheap tarts, vuitton handbags (snide) and primark shoes, a classy combination.

    lulublue35 Fri, 11/06/2010 - 20:14

  • Does anyone else get angry looking at these manky fuckers? Surely they have to have proper jobs now?

    paulskinback Fri, 11/06/2010 - 15:15

  • The fucking intellectual cream of British society, all gathered together in one heaving cesspit

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:36

  • This is the only time I would ever consider the likes of Derrick Bird to have been allowed out with a full arsenal of loaded automatic weapons, with our collective blessing.

    A veritable soup of cunts, retards and fucking dislikable shits

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:30

  • And there's Jack Tweed's classy lassy on the end sat on the pavement in a midden of fag packets and stubs and nasty, lesioned, orange slags.

    Looks like we all missed a really top night!

    GretaBritain Thu, 10/06/2010 - 19:32

  • That Bex abomination does resemble the Hindenberg.

    shitthebed Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:40

  • what a disgusting bunch of reprobates

    sjp6764 Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:20

  • .

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 13:43

  • or complete lack of it.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 13:42

  • Oh the humanity!

    shitthebed Thu, 10/06/2010 - 13:28

  • And I didn't even have to slip you any rohypnol x

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:58

  • My brother was out on a Pull a Pig night last Saturday. He'll be spitting feathers they didn't wait another couple of days.

    merylhighground Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:50

  • I've just fallen in love with you all over again, Rev.
    Those two munters both look like a pound of spuds stuffed in a pop sock.

    huxylady Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:21

  • Fucking hell. That Bex really is a disgraceful creature.

    tescopop Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:13

  • The Fat slags and pic 10 looks like martine mcrutcheon

    elbow Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:06

  • Please flush out my mind of this irrelevant drivel with a nice picture of Karen Gillan's legs

    fuckwit Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:05

  • Pic 6 looks like a scene out of Priscilla Queen of The Desert

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:01

  • *cock wallet*

    Best 'Coffee through the Nose' moment this week

    merylhighground Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:00

  • laying face down on the pavement, ha! what will she think of next.

    all the non-smoking contestants seem to have avoided capture.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:49

  • Pic 2 looks like a deranged midget dancing over a fat bloated corpse....which is pretty much what it is provided you replace the word "corpse" with "ugly cock wallet"

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:48

  • No shame.....and no talent, dignity or brains.

    slug Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:43

  • No shame.....and no talent, dignity or brains.

    slug Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:43

  • Pic 2 looks like a deranged midget dancing over a fat bloated corpse....which is pretty much what it is provided you replace the word "corpse" with "ugly cock wallet"

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:48

  • laying face down on the pavement, ha! what will she think of next.

    all the non-smoking contestants seem to have avoided capture.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:49

  • *cock wallet*

    Best 'Coffee through the Nose' moment this week

    merylhighground Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:00

  • Pic 6 looks like a scene out of Priscilla Queen of The Desert

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:01

  • Please flush out my mind of this irrelevant drivel with a nice picture of Karen Gillan's legs

    fuckwit Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:05

  • The Fat slags and pic 10 looks like martine mcrutcheon

    elbow Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:06

  • Fucking hell. That Bex really is a disgraceful creature.

    tescopop Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:13

  • I've just fallen in love with you all over again, Rev.
    Those two munters both look like a pound of spuds stuffed in a pop sock.

    huxylady Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:21

  • My brother was out on a Pull a Pig night last Saturday. He'll be spitting feathers they didn't wait another couple of days.

    merylhighground Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:50

  • And I didn't even have to slip you any rohypnol x

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:58

  • Oh the humanity!

    shitthebed Thu, 10/06/2010 - 13:28

  • or complete lack of it.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 13:42

  • .

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 13:43

  • what a disgusting bunch of reprobates

    sjp6764 Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:20

  • That Bex abomination does resemble the Hindenberg.

    shitthebed Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:40

  • And there's Jack Tweed's classy lassy on the end sat on the pavement in a midden of fag packets and stubs and nasty, lesioned, orange slags.

    Looks like we all missed a really top night!

    GretaBritain Thu, 10/06/2010 - 19:32

  • This is the only time I would ever consider the likes of Derrick Bird to have been allowed out with a full arsenal of loaded automatic weapons, with our collective blessing.

    A veritable soup of cunts, retards and fucking dislikable shits

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:30

  • The fucking intellectual cream of British society, all gathered together in one heaving cesspit

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:36

  • Does anyone else get angry looking at these manky fuckers? Surely they have to have proper jobs now?

    paulskinback Fri, 11/06/2010 - 15:15

  • cheap shoes, cheap clothes, cheap tarts, vuitton handbags (snide) and primark shoes, a classy combination.

    lulublue35 Fri, 11/06/2010 - 20:14

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