Here we go!
Wed, 09/06/2010 - 21:24 by Mr. HM

Let's take a look at the final Big Brother 2010 housemates who have just entered the Big Brother House!

Told you - there was a mole after all!

HOUSEMATE 1

JOSIE
Age: 25
From: Bristol
Occupation: Financial Sales Rep 

Made the first cock joke of BB2010 - looks fun.

HOUSEMATE 2

STEVE
Age: 40
Location: Leicester
Occupation: Ex HM Forces

First words: "Fucking Hell" - looks scary but it's not his fault (but given the choice, would you choose a black glass eye?).

HOUSEMATE 3

BENJAMIN
Age: 30
From: London
Occupation: Writer and Broadcaster

First housemate to quite rightly get booed. Looks more irritating than herpes.

HOUSEMATE 4

RACHAEL
Age: 23
From: Nottingham
Occupation: Hair stylist / professional Beyonce look-a-like

First housemate this year to think she's all that. Looks more like Tina Turner than Beyonce.

HOUSEMATE 5

NATHAN
Age: 25
From: Bingley, Yorkshire
Occupation: Trainee Joiner

Gobby, is likely to think the sun shines out of Mani's arse. Looks like my mate PJ - but you won't know him.

HOUSEMATE 6

DAVID
Age: 39
From: Pontypool, Wales
Occupation: Minister

Padeo chuckle.

HOUSEMATE 7

CAOIMHE (pronounced Kee-va)
Age: 22
From: Dublin
Occupation: Student 

First housemate to make vague references to being a lesbian. Is not a lesbian but is however, quite annoying.

HOUSEMATE 8

GOVAN
Age: 21
From: Leicester
Occupation: Voluntary worker

Is described by Channel 4 as an "energetic bisexual" he says he has a big dick. He has never had a relationship.

HOUSEMATE 9

SHABBY (Keeley)

Age: 24
From: London
Occupation: Film maker 

Actually a woman.

HOUSEMATE 10

IFE (pronounced Iffy)
Age: 25
From: Milton Keynes 
Occupation: Professional Dancer

Once danced with Cheryl Cole and lived to tell the tale.

 

HOUSEMATE 11

JOHN
Age: 24
From: Melbourne, Australia
Occupation: Retired vehicle body builder

Thick. As. Pigshit.

HOUSEMATE 12

YVETTE aka SUNSHINE
Age: 24
From: Peterborough
Occupation: Medical Student 

Has a Chihuahua called Tinkerbell, which just about sums it up.

HOUSEMATE 13

CORIN
Age: 29
From: Stockport
Occupation: Retail 

Gets mistaken for Katie Price. Looks like Katie Price would after 243 years on a sunbed smoking 60 Marlboro Reds a day rubbing her face with sandpaper.

HOUSEMATE 14

MARIO THE MOLE
Age: 28
From: Essex
Occupation: Unemployed

Doesn't believe in love but believes in ghosts. Owns the Big Brother chair from season 7. Which is a bit spendy for an unemployed person now isn't it. Bet he has a SKY dish too.

  • Something I don't get is why girls like fucking Corin probably once had a perfectly decent set of eyebrows, but then they go and shave them off and sketch them back in with pencil about two inches higher than usual, giving them the perpetually surprised look of someone who's misplaced something internally. Front or back bottom.

    I don't get the Cuprinol look either. I suspect I may be a man.

    merylhighground Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:06
  • Okay - I give up.

    Short of moving to Rockall, I'm not going to be able to avoid stepping in this shit for the next two months, I may as well get my BB 'Truth' in here, where at least one gets a leavening of righteous abuse with it all.

    Ladies can you use Cuprinol as a foundation? ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is. Take this on board and tell me what colour Corin is.

    Why not just give the title and the cash to Steve right now and save us all two months of hell. You can still get 11/2 on him with Betfair, so fill your boots me breddrin and don't say I don't give you anything.

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:38
  • Spot on, she's got a real 'punch me in the face' look about her

    "Look at me I'm SO different to you, oooh I'm kooky and crackers and I'll never change because I'm a free spirit"

    She'll be endorsing Everest double glazing inside of 3 months.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:04
  • I hate them all, especially that boygirl that thinks she's a film maker because she's seen clockwork orange a few times. would gladly knock one out over Josie though.

    spackomcdribble Thu, 10/06/2010 - 09:45
  • what are you on about, they were revealed last night, on the telly. i watched it.

    that shabby seems capabale of inducing feelings of psychosis.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 10/06/2010 - 09:30
  • The 'mole' has a fucking stupid jumper.

    tescopop Thu, 10/06/2010 - 08:51
  • Caoimhe is pronounced Queeva. Seriously, Im Irish so I know these things.

    ALAS IN THE LAND OF ENG, NOT ONE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.

    scatattack Thu, 10/06/2010 - 04:24
  • Yep, confirmed. i fucking hate them all already

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:48
  • 4: Leona Lewis
    9: Alex from Clockwork Orange

    Celeb Hater Wed, 09/06/2010 - 22:12
  • 4: Leona Lewis
    9: Alex from Clockwork Orange

    Celeb Hater Wed, 09/06/2010 - 22:12
  • Yep, confirmed. i fucking hate them all already

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:48
  • Caoimhe is pronounced Queeva. Seriously, Im Irish so I know these things.

    ALAS IN THE LAND OF ENG, NOT ONE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.

    scatattack Thu, 10/06/2010 - 04:24
  • The 'mole' has a fucking stupid jumper.

    tescopop Thu, 10/06/2010 - 08:51
  • what are you on about, they were revealed last night, on the telly. i watched it.

    that shabby seems capabale of inducing feelings of psychosis.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 10/06/2010 - 09:30
  • I hate them all, especially that boygirl that thinks she's a film maker because she's seen clockwork orange a few times. would gladly knock one out over Josie though.

    spackomcdribble Thu, 10/06/2010 - 09:45
  • Spot on, she's got a real 'punch me in the face' look about her

    "Look at me I'm SO different to you, oooh I'm kooky and crackers and I'll never change because I'm a free spirit"

    She'll be endorsing Everest double glazing inside of 3 months.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:04
  • Okay - I give up.

    Short of moving to Rockall, I'm not going to be able to avoid stepping in this shit for the next two months, I may as well get my BB 'Truth' in here, where at least one gets a leavening of righteous abuse with it all.

    Ladies can you use Cuprinol as a foundation? ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is. Take this on board and tell me what colour Corin is.

    Why not just give the title and the cash to Steve right now and save us all two months of hell. You can still get 11/2 on him with Betfair, so fill your boots me breddrin and don't say I don't give you anything.

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/06/2010 - 10:38
  • Something I don't get is why girls like fucking Corin probably once had a perfectly decent set of eyebrows, but then they go and shave them off and sketch them back in with pencil about two inches higher than usual, giving them the perpetually surprised look of someone who's misplaced something internally. Front or back bottom.

    I don't get the Cuprinol look either. I suspect I may be a man.

    merylhighground Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:06