Big Brother: Day 44
Thu, 22/07/2010 - 18:03 by HM writer

You'll be delighted to hear that life is carrying on as normal in the Big Brother house despite Keeley being rushed to hospital with a broken ankle after dressing up as a spider and falling over in the bath (it could happen to anyone - but sadly not Andrew Stone) as the contestants filmed their Glee video with the 'Pineapple Dance Studios' aforementioned 'triple threat'...

We don't think Stone went down too well in the house because contestant Andrew made a vigorous wanking gesture behind his back before simply adding: "I hate him". Stone's been teaching the contestants how to dance and look a lot less attractive than the Glee cast in their latest Glee-style task.

Meanwhile, Keeley's injury and Caoimhe's departure means that they'll be NO eviction this Friday, so obviously you can all go out now and enjoy yourselves  instead of keeping your finger on that redial button casting your votes.

Channel 4 released the following statement:

"Keeley has fractured her ankle and is in hospital receiving treatment. She will remain in hospital for a couple of days as she needs an operation to mend the fracture. Together, Keeley and Big Brother producers will discuss whether she will return to the show once she is feeling better. We all wish her a speedy recovery."

Corin has now proven unpopular after ignoring Keeley's cries of agony after the accident during the Save and Replace task, so it's getting ever closer to that casual idea we mentioned recently...

 

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    qisiwola Sat, 24/07/2010 - 03:50
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    sissyray20 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 14:47
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    dandyboy Fri, 23/07/2010 - 13:45
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    dandyboy Fri, 23/07/2010 - 13:45
  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site [A_g_e_m_i_n_g_le @ c.//o.//m]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

    sissyray20 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 14:47
  • A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."
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    qisiwola Sat, 24/07/2010 - 03:50