Stop everything. John James kissed Josie twice in bed last night despite running away from her and escaping through a fire exit yesterday. Surely this is set to be the worst Big Brother love story since, erm, Kinga and the bottle...

Josie told Katie Price look-alike (NOT a compliment) Corin all about it earlier today, gasping:

"I am in state of shock because he said he's been acting like that because he feels the same way.  He wants to speak about it on the outside because he wants to see if it is real or not, if I'm real."

She added:

"It was a long kiss on the lips. He said, 'I told you what I was like with girls - shy around girls'. I said to John James, 'How long have you been feeling like this?' Then he said, 'Always, but I've been trying to deny it'."

Sounds a bit Glenn Close 'Fatal Attraction' to us...

Josie told John James she fancied him last week but he responded by escaping out of the garden and away the cameras for several minutes before acting like a giant pussy and telling producers that he "loved" Josie but didn't want to "hurt" anyone in the house.

Josie continued to Corin:

"He said this environment isn't real and he don't reckon my feelings are real. Maybe they're not 'cause you're in an environment... How can things be the same Cor? I'm a Bristolian and he's an Australian."

Bound to last as long as, erm, Kinga and the bottle...

Up for eviction at the moment: Dave, Steve, John James and Ben