Vanessa Feltz
Big Brother: R.I.P
Tue, 24/08/2010 - 14:33 by HM writerThe end of Big Brother is finally upon us (hooray) but that means Ultimate Big Brother is about to begin (end of days) and the rumoured line-up is set to include Vanessa Feltz and the one who thought she got pregnant in the jacuzzi...
Nikki Grahame, Brian Dowling, Makosi, Nadia Almada, the greatest BB love story since Kinga and the wine bottle - Preston and Chantelle, Feltz, Coolio and John McCririck are also reported to be entering the house tonight.
Unfortunately we received a press release yesterday informing us that Aisleyen Horgan-Wallace has turned down £10,000 to return to the Big Brother house to star in a 'major' film instead (seems doubtful).
It's an 'urban comedy' called ANUVAHOOD and the release does goes on but frankly we think we've heard enough.
But Channel 4 promised us 'classic Big Brother characters'!
Oh well, Vanessa might go mental again...
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I'm pretty sure an old photo of Steven Seagals face has been photoshopped into Nadias picture.
I fucking knew it! They just can't drop it. What happens after Ultimate Arse Gravy? Celebrity Wank Fest Reunion? Tramp Smegma - The Best Bits? It's never going to end. Year after year of schedule jamming, special edition cry wanking from BB's boardroom bellends who'll then go home, open the chest freezer, and knock one out over their dead mother's corpse because they're just not ready to say goodbye. Oh, and that peroxide pie-eater does radio for a reason.
I fucking knew it! They just can't drop it. What happens after Ultimate Arse Gravy? Celebrity Wank Fest Reunion? Tramp Smegma - The Best Bits? It's never going to end. Year after year of schedule jamming, special edition cry wanking from BB's boardroom bellends who'll then go home, open the chest freezer, and knock one out over their dead mother's corpse because they're just not ready to say goodbye. Oh, and that peroxide pie-eater does radio for a reason.
I'm pretty sure an old photo of Steven Seagals face has been photoshopped into Nadias picture.