What's Samanda You?
Tue, 01/09/2009 - 11:15 by Metrosexual

Two years after leaving the Big Brother house plucky double act Sam and Amanda Marchant are still flogging their 15 minutes to death with a turn at a council-funded music festival in glitzy Rhyl.

The 21-year-olds wowed the masses with their extensive repertoire of pop hits, including their cover of Aqua's Barbie Girl and, erm...

They were joined on the bill by such showbiz luminaries as Black Lace, Alan Turner (off X Factor, not the one from Emmerdale) and Lee Ryan. Yes, Lee Ryan! Where did it all go wrong Lee?

Still, this pair are scaling heights the current crop of Big Brother goons can only dream on. It's still on. Remember? Us neither...

  • They're desperate to be the UK's Cheeky Girls, aren't they? Come on girls, you've got to shag some gurning faced MP, get your whaps out and open a couple of Poundstretchers in Mansfield.

    Mind you, those are suspiciously like carpet burns on the old knees there,....

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 13:06
  • Am sure next week will see them hitting the dizzy heights of Butlins Skegness or some equally prestigious venue...

    erniemilko Tue, 01/09/2009 - 12:48
  • They look like a pair of 12 year old girls who have just discovered make-up, pop music and boys - but without the gushing likeability of kids that age. Like 99% of BB contestants, their irritating over-exposure has condemned them to instant public loathing from most right-minded people. Stone the odious bastards now

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 11:48
  • They look like a pair of 12 year old girls who have just discovered make-up, pop music and boys - but without the gushing likeability of kids that age. Like 99% of BB contestants, their irritating over-exposure has condemned them to instant public loathing from most right-minded people. Stone the odious bastards now

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 11:48
  • Am sure next week will see them hitting the dizzy heights of Butlins Skegness or some equally prestigious venue...

    erniemilko Tue, 01/09/2009 - 12:48
  • They're desperate to be the UK's Cheeky Girls, aren't they? Come on girls, you've got to shag some gurning faced MP, get your whaps out and open a couple of Poundstretchers in Mansfield.

    Mind you, those are suspiciously like carpet burns on the old knees there,....

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 13:06

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