Big Bugger
Thu, 11/03/2010 - 10:16 by HM writer

Former Big Brother winner Pete Bennett and someone called Cherry Constain got married in a fancy dress themed ceremony, almost as charming and lavish as this (but for a fracton of the cost!) in a freezing cold tent in Brighton. The bride dressed as an evil witch, Pete as a watered down version of himself and Aiseleyne Horgan Wallace completely forgot and just turned up in jeans...

The whole thing was filmed for Living TV's reality show Four Weddings, hence Aisleyne, Gerry Stergiopoulos (who wasn't even in the same Big Brother as Pete), Page 3 model Michelle Marsh, and Faye Tozer from Steps turning up (although we think she just happened to be passing by)...

Aisleyne said:

"Pete's speech was mental. I think a few guests were pretty shocked by it all, but it was really fun."

Someone probably should have told that he suffers from tourettes...

Kerry Katona's mum also stopped by, dressed as a Puritan...

  • Hi! Nice photo! Pic 3 - very very...
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    tyhonya Sat, 21/08/2010 - 12:19
  • nice photo!

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    akula Sat, 17/04/2010 - 21:13
  • I can't say that I am glad for these two, they are obviously not taking this seriously, marriage seems to be just another pretext for having fun. I don't see them facing marriage problems together.

    ronny Wed, 07/04/2010 - 14:18
  • "this wedding was fucking weeks ago"
    well thank god for that - he was in my mcdonalds today. alone. now that would be a rubbish reception.

    alby Mon, 22/03/2010 - 02:24
  • Is that Peaches Geldorf in the last pic?

    spandex Fri, 12/03/2010 - 22:37
  • Rev, dont need to stand up for anyones rights, it was just a case of someone abusing for the sake of it. Making out they are big by using the word cunt a couple of times, but really just made themself look stupid. As far as I can see she looks good, especially in the second pic, and I dont see quite why they needed to be so abusive. But hey maybe thats me. She seems happy enough and if she keeps the same style as that she'll look great (she did at the premiere last night). Good luck to her, cant see what she has done wrong

    bradley27 Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:08
  • Right on Citizen Bradley....stand up for the rights of those poor abused celebs.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 09:25
  • Oh, that told you! Shame, on you Koshmar, shame.

    stella ah trois Fri, 12/03/2010 - 07:45
  • Koshmar you must be so wonderful yourself. I wonder what a big person you feel you are for saying cunt a few times. Owww arent you witty?
    If you dont like her then you dont need to look, as far as I know its not a legal requirement, you sad sad person.

    bradley27 Thu, 11/03/2010 - 22:53
  • Aisleyne Horgan-Cuntface - the fact that the fucking whore has to use a double-barrelled name makes her cuntiness and irritability even more annoying, is just one of those people who won't fuck off.

    As for the others............... who????

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 19:12
  • Alan Whicker?

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 11/03/2010 - 16:17
  • words escape me

    sjp6764 Thu, 11/03/2010 - 15:15
  • Pic 3 - Nice to see Jade was there

    HoneyMonster Thu, 11/03/2010 - 15:03
  • this wedding was fucking weeks ago

    mike hunt Thu, 11/03/2010 - 14:44
  • Dont you mean 'Cherry Comestain'?

    shitthebed Thu, 11/03/2010 - 13:54
  • How fucking desperate a papparazzi do you have to be to a.) STILL be following this twat around / respond to any press release re the wedding and b.) to think that any knob would be daft enough to buy the pics.....oh....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 11/03/2010 - 13:52
  • I imagine the recital of the vows at a Tourettes wedding would be a lot more entertaining than the Z list guest list.

    merylhighground Thu, 11/03/2010 - 12:57
  • It's like something out of the Whicker Man. Do you think they roasted Ashleen. And that choccywoccydoodah cake looks terrifying. It looks like there should be a worm sliding out of its eye.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/03/2010 - 12:24
  • Are you serious? That stuttering, attention-seeking cunt from back in the day has made it on here?

    razorjaw Thu, 11/03/2010 - 10:55
  • Are you serious? That stuttering, attention-seeking cunt from back in the day has made it on here?

    razorjaw Thu, 11/03/2010 - 10:55
  • It's like something out of the Whicker Man. Do you think they roasted Ashleen. And that choccywoccydoodah cake looks terrifying. It looks like there should be a worm sliding out of its eye.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/03/2010 - 12:24
  • I imagine the recital of the vows at a Tourettes wedding would be a lot more entertaining than the Z list guest list.

    merylhighground Thu, 11/03/2010 - 12:57
  • How fucking desperate a papparazzi do you have to be to a.) STILL be following this twat around / respond to any press release re the wedding and b.) to think that any knob would be daft enough to buy the pics.....oh....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 11/03/2010 - 13:52
  • Dont you mean 'Cherry Comestain'?

    shitthebed Thu, 11/03/2010 - 13:54
  • this wedding was fucking weeks ago

    mike hunt Thu, 11/03/2010 - 14:44
  • Pic 3 - Nice to see Jade was there

    HoneyMonster Thu, 11/03/2010 - 15:03
  • words escape me

    sjp6764 Thu, 11/03/2010 - 15:15
  • Alan Whicker?

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 11/03/2010 - 16:17
  • Aisleyne Horgan-Cuntface - the fact that the fucking whore has to use a double-barrelled name makes her cuntiness and irritability even more annoying, is just one of those people who won't fuck off.

    As for the others............... who????

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 19:12
  • Koshmar you must be so wonderful yourself. I wonder what a big person you feel you are for saying cunt a few times. Owww arent you witty?
    If you dont like her then you dont need to look, as far as I know its not a legal requirement, you sad sad person.

    bradley27 Thu, 11/03/2010 - 22:53
  • Oh, that told you! Shame, on you Koshmar, shame.

    stella ah trois Fri, 12/03/2010 - 07:45
  • Right on Citizen Bradley....stand up for the rights of those poor abused celebs.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 09:25
  • Rev, dont need to stand up for anyones rights, it was just a case of someone abusing for the sake of it. Making out they are big by using the word cunt a couple of times, but really just made themself look stupid. As far as I can see she looks good, especially in the second pic, and I dont see quite why they needed to be so abusive. But hey maybe thats me. She seems happy enough and if she keeps the same style as that she'll look great (she did at the premiere last night). Good luck to her, cant see what she has done wrong

    bradley27 Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:08
  • Is that Peaches Geldorf in the last pic?

    spandex Fri, 12/03/2010 - 22:37
  • "this wedding was fucking weeks ago"
    well thank god for that - he was in my mcdonalds today. alone. now that would be a rubbish reception.

    alby Mon, 22/03/2010 - 02:24
  • I can't say that I am glad for these two, they are obviously not taking this seriously, marriage seems to be just another pretext for having fun. I don't see them facing marriage problems together.

    ronny Wed, 07/04/2010 - 14:18
  • nice photo!

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    akula Sat, 17/04/2010 - 21:13
  • Hi! Nice photo! Pic 3 - very very...
    Regards, букмекерские конторы

    tyhonya Sat, 21/08/2010 - 12:19

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