Apparently it's some sort of campaign against all the skinny models at London Fashion Week. If it was a campaign against Alexa chuffing Chung and Pixie pissing Geldof we'd be first to sign up.
As it is...who knows?! And is Sophie really the right choice to be fronting any campaign about body issues?
She's 20 years old, a size six and had surgery to give herself 30GG boobs. She's said she might get even bigger implants:
"They're massive aren't they? I'd be so happy if they kept getting bigger - I want to have the biggest boos in the world!
I've been thinking about having a boob job but maybe that's greedy. My boobs are like my best friends. I just love boobs - I'm absolutely fascinated by them"
Great. You can see Sophie showing her investments covered in cake and doing an uncomfortably awkward looking Playboy shoot.
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COMMENTS (7)
Well done Britain, breeding the prestgious, intelligent progeny for us all to be proud of, and for our children to look up to and aspire to.
I'd rather she looked at brain and character transplants, she's in dire need of them....
If I remember rightly, the originals said 'Frankie Say War: Hide Yourself'. Fucking if only, on either account.
yes but: *yum*
It's Denise Van Outen but with bigger norks.
I didn't watch Big Brother, fuck that, but this should surely be the last crop of publicity sniffing cretins now they're axing the series.
Enjoy it while it lasts, love. Because it won't.
If the person who wrote this article actually had ANY knowledge of music/ the world, they would've known the well-known Frankie Goes to Hollywood slogan 'Frankie Say Relax.'
'Frankie Say Curves' is merely a play on this, and a campaign which promotes health instead of size zeros is hardly pointless. Idiots.
LOL, it's so true - how anyone over the age of 15 wouldn't know what Frankie Goes To Hollywood were about... this article seems to have backfired on the work experience muppet who wrote it.
and how can anyone complain when there's that many boobs in one photo?