Next stop gonzo!
Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:26 by Mr. HM

Big Brother winner Sophie Reade certainly doesn't appear to be the sharpest tool in the box. I mean, she'll catch her DEATH in that outfit!

Not only that, but if were Sophie Reade and the only thing I had that would make me any money were my rather sizeable breasticles, I would do everything in my power to keep them covered up and only jump into some Ann Summers outfit if Zoo or Nuts were waving tenners in my face. (I said tenners, quiet at the back).

Still, there's not a single person on Planet Earth that is fed up with seeing a young woman vaguely pretending to be a lesbian with a ropey mate in front of the paparazzi is there? (Yes - The Whole World)

Oh.

  • "I saw my mother-in-law the other day, fucking hell what a dragon that woman is,..."

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:45
  • the friend has cellulite on her shins... didn't think that was possible....?

    nushkat28 Mon, 16/11/2009 - 12:04
  • "lol" ? fuck off you cunt

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 13/11/2009 - 09:58
  • I thought the other one was her Mum.

    BigPhil Thu, 12/11/2009 - 23:52
  • A spot of Vaginpolasty needed there lol

    32gwotalier Thu, 12/11/2009 - 21:04
  • Mmmmmmm spam

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 16:21
  • By the way, everyone, that is the body of a 20 year old woman believe it or not. And it looks like it's been on her hands and knees for every single one of them, being bukkaked by footballers and rich arabs...

    Plus the butch-looking mate - Alex Reid anyone?

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:42
  • I love the slut look.

    Tyrant Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:59
  • It looks as if there's a conjoined twin hanging out of her vag.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:21
  • she looks it an' all.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:17
  • *looks at pic 7*

    *be's sick*

    tescopop Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:10
  • Does she own no other shoes? And only show off your ass if you have one. She's got saggy old lady ass, ugh.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:55
  • Pic 7. Escaped piss flap.

    BonnyWill Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:09
  • I worked with her 'friend' once, she's a hateful cu*t.

    twistedlogic Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:07
  • Isn't there something odd about a news story about someone sliding into obscurity?

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:02
  • Say what you like, I'd stick it to the pair of them then jizz in their eyes

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:56
  • Poor pair of desilusional tacky tarts.

    kermits Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:42
  • Poor pair of desilusional tacky tarts.

    kermits Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:42
  • Say what you like, I'd stick it to the pair of them then jizz in their eyes

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:56
  • Isn't there something odd about a news story about someone sliding into obscurity?

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:02
  • I worked with her 'friend' once, she's a hateful cu*t.

    twistedlogic Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:07
  • Pic 7. Escaped piss flap.

    BonnyWill Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:09
  • Does she own no other shoes? And only show off your ass if you have one. She's got saggy old lady ass, ugh.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:55
  • *looks at pic 7*

    *be's sick*

    tescopop Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:10
  • she looks it an' all.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:17
  • It looks as if there's a conjoined twin hanging out of her vag.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:21
  • I love the slut look.

    Tyrant Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:59
  • By the way, everyone, that is the body of a 20 year old woman believe it or not. And it looks like it's been on her hands and knees for every single one of them, being bukkaked by footballers and rich arabs...

    Plus the butch-looking mate - Alex Reid anyone?

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:42
  • Mmmmmmm spam

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 16:21
  • A spot of Vaginpolasty needed there lol

    32gwotalier Thu, 12/11/2009 - 21:04
  • I thought the other one was her Mum.

    BigPhil Thu, 12/11/2009 - 23:52
  • "lol" ? fuck off you cunt

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 13/11/2009 - 09:58
  • the friend has cellulite on her shins... didn't think that was possible....?

    nushkat28 Mon, 16/11/2009 - 12:04
  • "I saw my mother-in-law the other day, fucking hell what a dragon that woman is,..."

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-frolics-lover-alex-reid-front-cameras26128#ixzz0wfbuGMpn
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    International Foods Online

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:45

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