Big Brother winner Sophie Reade models for Ann Summers, fulfills destiny.

Big Brother's Sophie Reade models lingerie for Ann Summers

Oh Brother!

Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:32 by Mr. HM

Sophie Reade, winner of Big Brother 10 and part time grot model, today unveiled a new range of pure silk and cashmere underwear, lingerie and stockings for royal hosiers Rigby and Peller. I'm kidding - good old pink and black grunts for Ann Summers.

It's difficult to know whether she is happy at how her post Big Brother career has panned out. On one hand, Big Brother is a tired old horse on it's way to the glue factory so she should be happy with everything she gets. On the other hand, she's 20 years old, clearly a fame whore and is already on the heady downward spiral towards what doctors and officials have defined as "Chantellistitis".

Having said all that, she certainly knows where her strengths lie - Here we see her displaying all the traits of an up and coming method actor. It's all about the versatility and the ability to become almost chameleon-like when taking on a role. A master of disguise if you like. Look:

Vulnerable, yet confident.
Vulnerable, yet confident (sideways glance).
The classic over the shoulder pout.
All terrain, blending in with a crowd.
Perfect for drama roles - here as a medical assistant (or hen night nurse, whatever).
A small accessory transforms her persona from nurse to the classic halloween 'slaggy devil'.

Good work Sophie!

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Comments

Excellent
FabioCockrockington Fri, 09/10/2009 - 09:15
Wow, the curse of the double post strikes me for the first time ever. I am truly humbled, HM.
retrovertigo Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:31
My friends have just seen this picture and have been debating her attractiveness. The general consensus seems to be "She's dog rough by celebrity standards, but it's not like I've ever pulled anyone better-looking than that."
And I wish Ann Summers would stop encouraging the "Slaggy Devil" outfits. Halloween in Derby is truly the most terrifying time, simply because of the amount of cellulite-ridden rotters waddling their way down the high street, screeching something about how they're "A naughty devil".
No. You're not. You're a hideous monstrosity in cheap underwear and 99p horns from Claire's Accessories who looks like she would be more at home behind the glass of a tropical fish tank. Begone, vile slags.
retrovertigo Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:30
My friends have just seen this picture and have been debating her attractiveness. The general consensus seems to be "She's dog rough by celebrity standards, but it's not like I've ever pulled anyone better-looking than that."
And I wish Ann Summers would stop encouraging the "Slaggy Devil" outfits. Halloween in Derby is truly the most terrifying time, simply because of the amount of cellulite-ridden rotters waddling their way down the high street, screeching something about how they're "A naughty devil".
No. You're not. You're a hideous monstrosity in cheap underwear and 99p horns from Claire's Accessories who looks like she would be more at home behind the glass of a tropical fish tank. Begone, vile slags.
retrovertigo Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:30
#13 & #14 - she pulled quite a crowd.
enile Thu, 08/10/2009 - 20:13
She'll be in Spearmint Rhino or the Daily Sport before long. As well as wiping a footballer's gunk out of her eyes. I hear St Mirren have a couple of crap reserve midfielders who aren't too choosy.........
Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:42
Her desperation represents everything that is so wrong with this nation. We're doomed I tell you...
kermits Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:50
A bit like dressing a stunned herring in bra & pants and hoping it'll shift some of them.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:15
Like Roy Castle said "all you need is a little dedication" then I'm sure that you'll be able to achieve your goal.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:13
Cheap, slaggy, tacky she most definitely is. But equally definitely, I have slept with worse.
HeyYou Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:51
I have just been inspired to purchase some bras and knickers based on these pictures.

I can only pray they make me look as cheap and desperate as whoever that slapper is in the photos.
BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:49
its the expression on her boat race that gets me. she's not exactly selling em eh?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:48
What fucking creative David Bailey-type genius said "Tell you what, I think you'd look great leaning against a bus stop on a dreary afternoon in London!".

That's gonna get the product flying off the shelves . . .
Stramash Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:57
I know my sunday league team would be up for it.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:23
Jeesus. Standing on a corner in Oxford Street wearing her undies and smiling suggestively at passers-by.....can she really be that hard up?

There must be a desperate footballer or ten out there for her to screw/dump/sell her story...
congo sand rut Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:04
Does this daft cum receptacle realise just how fucking ridiculous she looks ? I've just had a proper flick through the album and then I reached pic 16.....it looks like she is carrying two bags of wet cement in some kind of hod-harness designed for the fairer sex. Totally unsexual, more of a freak show really. Lolo Ferrari - gone but obviously not forgotten.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:00
Jesus, she's only 20 ?? fuck me I thought she was a lot older than that !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:53
'I know she's got her knockers but.....'

'....and if you're selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose'

'Dead heat in a Zeppelin race'

etc...etc 'hankyewlayyeeesngennemen'
jiggerycock Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:18
while there can be no doubt she certainly has the glands, i doubt she has the charisma.

perfect russell brand material.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:09
Ho-hum. Got anything with cock actually going in?
FabioCockrockington Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:08
Put it away love, or better still, save it for a footballer.
themonkey Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:08

Put it away love, or better still, save it for a footballer.
themonkey Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:08
Ho-hum. Got anything with cock actually going in?
FabioCockrockington Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:08
while there can be no doubt she certainly has the glands, i doubt she has the charisma.

perfect russell brand material.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:09
'I know she's got her knockers but.....'

'....and if you're selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose'

'Dead heat in a Zeppelin race'

etc...etc 'hankyewlayyeeesngennemen'
jiggerycock Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:18
Jesus, she's only 20 ?? fuck me I thought she was a lot older than that !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:53
Does this daft cum receptacle realise just how fucking ridiculous she looks ? I've just had a proper flick through the album and then I reached pic 16.....it looks like she is carrying two bags of wet cement in some kind of hod-harness designed for the fairer sex. Totally unsexual, more of a freak show really. Lolo Ferrari - gone but obviously not forgotten.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:00
Jeesus. Standing on a corner in Oxford Street wearing her undies and smiling suggestively at passers-by.....can she really be that hard up?

There must be a desperate footballer or ten out there for her to screw/dump/sell her story...
congo sand rut Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:04
I know my sunday league team would be up for it.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:23
What fucking creative David Bailey-type genius said "Tell you what, I think you'd look great leaning against a bus stop on a dreary afternoon in London!".

That's gonna get the product flying off the shelves . . .
Stramash Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:57
its the expression on her boat race that gets me. she's not exactly selling em eh?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:48
I have just been inspired to purchase some bras and knickers based on these pictures.

I can only pray they make me look as cheap and desperate as whoever that slapper is in the photos.
BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:49
Cheap, slaggy, tacky she most definitely is. But equally definitely, I have slept with worse.
HeyYou Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:51
Like Roy Castle said "all you need is a little dedication" then I'm sure that you'll be able to achieve your goal.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:13
A bit like dressing a stunned herring in bra & pants and hoping it'll shift some of them.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:15
Her desperation represents everything that is so wrong with this nation. We're doomed I tell you...
kermits Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:50
She'll be in Spearmint Rhino or the Daily Sport before long. As well as wiping a footballer's gunk out of her eyes. I hear St Mirren have a couple of crap reserve midfielders who aren't too choosy.........
Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:42
#13 & #14 - she pulled quite a crowd.
enile Thu, 08/10/2009 - 20:13
My friends have just seen this picture and have been debating her attractiveness. The general consensus seems to be "She's dog rough by celebrity standards, but it's not like I've ever pulled anyone better-looking than that."
And I wish Ann Summers would stop encouraging the "Slaggy Devil" outfits. Halloween in Derby is truly the most terrifying time, simply because of the amount of cellulite-ridden rotters waddling their way down the high street, screeching something about how they're "A naughty devil".
No. You're not. You're a hideous monstrosity in cheap underwear and 99p horns from Claire's Accessories who looks like she would be more at home behind the glass of a tropical fish tank. Begone, vile slags.
retrovertigo Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:30
My friends have just seen this picture and have been debating her attractiveness. The general consensus seems to be "She's dog rough by celebrity standards, but it's not like I've ever pulled anyone better-looking than that."
And I wish Ann Summers would stop encouraging the "Slaggy Devil" outfits. Halloween in Derby is truly the most terrifying time, simply because of the amount of cellulite-ridden rotters waddling their way down the high street, screeching something about how they're "A naughty devil".
No. You're not. You're a hideous monstrosity in cheap underwear and 99p horns from Claire's Accessories who looks like she would be more at home behind the glass of a tropical fish tank. Begone, vile slags.
retrovertigo Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:30
Wow, the curse of the double post strikes me for the first time ever. I am truly humbled, HM.
retrovertigo Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:31
Excellent
FabioCockrockington Fri, 09/10/2009 - 09:15