Big Brothers Aisleyne Horgan Wallace saves the day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace shows off her ample bosom

Aren't you cold love?

Wed, 30/12/2009 - 12:15 by Mr. HM

Big Brother's Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace knows just what it takes to be a popular D List celebrity. This is dedication to the cause - are you reading Peaches Geldof?

Whilst everyone else spends time recovering from their Christmas or are sunning themselves in hotter climates, Aisleyne threw back her head and laughed in their faces. She's a canny one - knowing full well that if she slipped into the little black dress, made sure the twins were saying hello and got completely hammered in the freezing cold the pictures would be gratefully lapped up by people like me, as if we are all mere baby birds gratefully gobbling down a worm thrown to us by our mothers.

Or something.

Round of applause is due to you though Aisleyne. Bravo.

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Comments

She needs hitting in the face with the biggest shit-coated plank of nailed wood ever. What an absolute twat
Blartmonster Thu, 31/12/2009 - 20:29
....actually it's nothing like that in the slightest. Who the hell is this Horking-Implants doilum anyway?
jiggerycock Wed, 30/12/2009 - 22:17
It's like when Iron Maiden slipped 'Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter' into #1, between Christmas and New Year, when no one was looking.
jiggerycock Wed, 30/12/2009 - 22:01
What a fucking scrubber
ColonelDebugger Wed, 30/12/2009 - 20:44
She really is an ugly pig
spacemonkeygaz Wed, 30/12/2009 - 13:48
HM - go piss in that news barrel! GIve us more - The Linda item yesterday was a good thing. Now, just shuffle out another offering. No need to strain. It's just there ready to pop out of your mind. No proof needed - just vicious sordid, unsubstantiated gossip from a good, trusted place. No one's here anyway, so no one will know... just us. Go on. Cat Deeley, Gok Wan, Joss Stone, Johnny Ball... We're not fussy.
stella ah trois Wed, 30/12/2009 - 13:07
Fair play Mr HM, the barrel is indeed empty, but we're all mortally bored and at least this dopy bint has been decent enough to stick her head above the parapet for us to take a shot at.
erniemilko Wed, 30/12/2009 - 12:52
Is that an ample bosom? Looks like a couple of litres of spray-tanned silicone to me.

Loving the River Island carrier bag though. You can take the girl out of Romford...
merylhighground Wed, 30/12/2009 - 12:51

Is that an ample bosom? Looks like a couple of litres of spray-tanned silicone to me.

Loving the River Island carrier bag though. You can take the girl out of Romford...
merylhighground Wed, 30/12/2009 - 12:51
Fair play Mr HM, the barrel is indeed empty, but we're all mortally bored and at least this dopy bint has been decent enough to stick her head above the parapet for us to take a shot at.
erniemilko Wed, 30/12/2009 - 12:52
HM - go piss in that news barrel! GIve us more - The Linda item yesterday was a good thing. Now, just shuffle out another offering. No need to strain. It's just there ready to pop out of your mind. No proof needed - just vicious sordid, unsubstantiated gossip from a good, trusted place. No one's here anyway, so no one will know... just us. Go on. Cat Deeley, Gok Wan, Joss Stone, Johnny Ball... We're not fussy.
stella ah trois Wed, 30/12/2009 - 13:07
She really is an ugly pig
spacemonkeygaz Wed, 30/12/2009 - 13:48
What a fucking scrubber
ColonelDebugger Wed, 30/12/2009 - 20:44
It's like when Iron Maiden slipped 'Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter' into #1, between Christmas and New Year, when no one was looking.
jiggerycock Wed, 30/12/2009 - 22:01
....actually it's nothing like that in the slightest. Who the hell is this Horking-Implants doilum anyway?
jiggerycock Wed, 30/12/2009 - 22:17
She needs hitting in the face with the biggest shit-coated plank of nailed wood ever. What an absolute twat
Blartmonster Thu, 31/12/2009 - 20:29