Lose your lunch Thursday!
Thu, 24/09/2009 - 11:41 by HM writer

Just before you settle down for lunch with your ham sandwich, here's ex-Big Brother contestant Lisa of 'Lisa and Mario fame' and her arse cheeks at the opening of Poundstretcher (probably) in Liverpool and sponsored by Radio City 96.7. *Loses lunch and we haven't even eaten it yet*....

Yes the dynamic duo were at the launch of Storm in Liverpool, which seemed to attract a crowd of fellow gormless delinquents.

And just as Lisa was reaching up for a handbag, the top of her dress just happened to ride up and low and behold, she had no knickers on!

*Decides to skip lunch today*

 

 

  • Is it odd that she wore those horrid shiny sausage-leg tights at ALL TIMES in the house but on one occasion where she should have been wearing some....

    bugalugs Thu, 24/09/2009 - 18:41
  • You're not alone.
    I'd quite like to give her a dig in the whiskers.

    gago Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:28
  • Fucking hell they're more chavvy than the locals. What the FUCK is going on here???? I have no problem with the vox populis having their share of the spoils - what's good enough for cunts like Moss and Price is good enough for yer local Kev n Shaz - but WHAT have they done exactly?

    It's enough to want to resurrect the memory of Dr Crippen. Cunts

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:22
  • oh i dunno. i can't be the only one with a chav scum slut fetish

    fuckwit Thu, 24/09/2009 - 13:05
  • I have absolutely no idea who either of these gormless turds are, or why anyone would photograph them.

    BustySinclair Thu, 24/09/2009 - 12:39
  • Fuck me she has put on a few pounds!

    chriswah Thu, 24/09/2009 - 12:09
  • Fuck me she has put on a few pounds!

    chriswah Thu, 24/09/2009 - 12:09
  • I have absolutely no idea who either of these gormless turds are, or why anyone would photograph them.

    BustySinclair Thu, 24/09/2009 - 12:39
  • oh i dunno. i can't be the only one with a chav scum slut fetish

    fuckwit Thu, 24/09/2009 - 13:05
  • Fucking hell they're more chavvy than the locals. What the FUCK is going on here???? I have no problem with the vox populis having their share of the spoils - what's good enough for cunts like Moss and Price is good enough for yer local Kev n Shaz - but WHAT have they done exactly?

    It's enough to want to resurrect the memory of Dr Crippen. Cunts

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:22
  • You're not alone.
    I'd quite like to give her a dig in the whiskers.

    gago Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:28
  • Is it odd that she wore those horrid shiny sausage-leg tights at ALL TIMES in the house but on one occasion where she should have been wearing some....

    bugalugs Thu, 24/09/2009 - 18:41

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