If you think the face of Big Brother's Lisa Appleton is a terrifying image that cannot be matched, you have no idea the horror that lies beneath his her neck... It's lose your brunch Saturday! More after the jump...

Lisa (of 'Lisa and Mario') had unfortunate wardrobe malfunction while celebrating the launch of Craig Phillips' new book, 'Life After Big Brother'. We'd summon the strength to take the piss out of him, but we hear that Craig is now a millionaire, having invested all his money in property, so we won't bother.

But was this really a wardrobe malfunction? Because it doesn't look like Lisa minds too much and six photographs later and she still hasn't made an effort to put it back...

*Shudders violently*

*Loses brunch and last night's dinner/several pints/gin and tonics/bottles of wine*