Big Brother's Siavash and Halfwit get DENIED entry to Boujis

Siavash and Halfwit from Big Brother get denied entry to Boujis

Don't you know who I think I am?

Thu, 01/10/2009 - 16:08 by Mr. HM

Siavash and Halfwit from Big Brother 10 got shown the hand when they tried to get into Boujis last night. The shame...

10 years ago it took at least 6 months before people started getting fed up with Big Brother contestants - nowadays you count it in seconds rather than months.

These pics pretty much sum up what Big Brother has become - a floating turd in the toilet bowl of celebrity.

When you can't even get into a club like Boujis, a place where Handy Andy and Charlie Dimmock would still get shown past the velvet rope, you know you're fucked. It also doesn't help when you look like the cowardly lion dressed up as a ringmaster.

Loving the fact that it made perfect sense to get denied, then to stagger over and buy a sandwich looking absolutely twatted then have another go.

Full marks for effort guys, but unfortunately a big fat zero for dignity.

Comments

Especially when nobody actually watched it anyway.
tescopop Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:27
From what I recall, Halfwit wanted to be an MP. I'd say that going on Big Brother pretty much trashed all chances he had at a political career, but let's face it, if you can date a Cheeky Girl and still have a job to come back to, you can probably erase several months of being a posh twat in a TV house.
retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:10
"Don't you know who I am?"
"Yes, you're a complete cunt with a face like a tea-bagged scrotum. Now fuck off and take that other bell-end with you!"
cashback Fri, 02/10/2009 - 09:58
surely some points must be awarded for bravery.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 02/10/2009 - 08:32
....of Frank Zappa c.1972
jiggerycock Fri, 02/10/2009 - 08:30
LOL, that's some funny shit - his face is a picture!!
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 21:57
It also doesn't help if you dress like a cunt
Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:41
You'll notice that the morons trying to get in at least had the foresight not to be carrying a blue-bag-of-shame. The twat.
eight Thu, 01/10/2009 - 16:55

You'll notice that the morons trying to get in at least had the foresight not to be carrying a blue-bag-of-shame. The twat.
eight Thu, 01/10/2009 - 16:55
It also doesn't help if you dress like a cunt
Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:41
LOL, that's some funny shit - his face is a picture!!
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 21:57
....of Frank Zappa c.1972
jiggerycock Fri, 02/10/2009 - 08:30
surely some points must be awarded for bravery.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 02/10/2009 - 08:32
"Don't you know who I am?"
"Yes, you're a complete cunt with a face like a tea-bagged scrotum. Now fuck off and take that other bell-end with you!"
cashback Fri, 02/10/2009 - 09:58
From what I recall, Halfwit wanted to be an MP. I'd say that going on Big Brother pretty much trashed all chances he had at a political career, but let's face it, if you can date a Cheeky Girl and still have a job to come back to, you can probably erase several months of being a posh twat in a TV house.
retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:10
Especially when nobody actually watched it anyway.
tescopop Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:27