Big Brother's Sophie Reade goes out and not in Ann Summer grunts

Sophie Reade at the Mayfair hotel

Big Bother

Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:57 by HM writer

As if standing in a pair of pink and black Ann Summer grunts on a windy October day at a bus stop wasn't humiliation enough, look what's happened to Big Brother winner Sophie Reade now!

Her hair!

Sophie Reade was photographed outside the Mayfair hotel with a female friend of equal class and sophistication (is that dress real snake skin?) when something made her stick up. *Sounds second slow news day alarm*...

The embarrassment, the mortification, the total shame. It's enough to make you never want to venture outside again (fingers crossed)...

Sophie Reade pictures, Sophie Reade

Comments

Does she only own one pair of shoes?
mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 10/10/2009 - 01:14
Nah - she's the bisexual lesbian transexual who is studying the post-Chekovian effect on post-modernist theory in early 20th century Soviet literature at Christ College.

Actually, nah - I'm lying. She got her tits and kebab out in FHM....
Blartmonster Fri, 09/10/2009 - 23:31
She the one that got them out for Zoo or Nuts?

...or the one with Tourettes from Liverpool who became a brickie and gave all his winnings to a flid?

They all look the same these days.
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:05
that snakeskin condom looks more real than either of those two slag heaps
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:54
she looks like a million lira
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:49
There's something a bit cunty about sophie
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:45
Was going to say there was a bit of 'There's Something about Mary' in that (money) shot!
erniemilko Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:24
Fantastic.
HeyYou Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:20
Which footballer provided the 'special hair gel'?
congo sand rut Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:19
I have a premonition about this deluded attention seeking twat.... fast forward 5 years to a cheap hotel in the west end of london. She'll be on all fours getting the granny smashed out of her as she begs for another line of bugle....
I had the same premonition about Sophie Anderton and I was pretty bang on. Just call me Mystic Meg.
badger79 Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:11
She has no waist. She is a square on legs, with plastic domes stuck to the front.
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:10

She has no waist. She is a square on legs, with plastic domes stuck to the front.
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:10
I have a premonition about this deluded attention seeking twat.... fast forward 5 years to a cheap hotel in the west end of london. She'll be on all fours getting the granny smashed out of her as she begs for another line of bugle....
I had the same premonition about Sophie Anderton and I was pretty bang on. Just call me Mystic Meg.
badger79 Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:11
Which footballer provided the 'special hair gel'?
congo sand rut Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:19
Fantastic.
HeyYou Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:20
Was going to say there was a bit of 'There's Something about Mary' in that (money) shot!
erniemilko Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:24
There's something a bit cunty about sophie
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:45
she looks like a million lira
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:49
that snakeskin condom looks more real than either of those two slag heaps
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:54
She the one that got them out for Zoo or Nuts?

...or the one with Tourettes from Liverpool who became a brickie and gave all his winnings to a flid?

They all look the same these days.
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:05
Nah - she's the bisexual lesbian transexual who is studying the post-Chekovian effect on post-modernist theory in early 20th century Soviet literature at Christ College.

Actually, nah - I'm lying. She got her tits and kebab out in FHM....
Blartmonster Fri, 09/10/2009 - 23:31
Does she only own one pair of shoes?
mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 10/10/2009 - 01:14