S&M? Oh give it a rest.
Mon, 23/05/2011 - 11:50 by Mr. HM

It was the BIllboard Awards last night and if you were the owner of a surname, you weren't welcome in Vegas. Britney, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Kylie and Fergie and Fiddy all traipsed there arses down the red carpet. Eminem and Justin Beiber were the main winners, but here's the full list...

BILLBOARD AWARDS 2011 WINNERS LIST


  • Top Artist of the Year: Eminem
  • Top Hot 100 Song: Taio Cruz - Dynamite
  • Top Billboard 200 Album: Eminem - Recovery
  • Top New Artist: Justin Bieber
  • Top Touring Artist: U2
  • Top Duo/group: The Black Eyed Peas
  • Top Country Album: Taylor Swift - Speak Now
  • Top Rap Album: Eminem - Recovery
  • Top Rock Album: Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More
  • Top Social Artist: Justin Bieber
  • Top Digital Song: Taio Cruz - Dynamite
  • Top Radio Song: Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
  • Top Streaming Song (Audio): Nelly - Just A Dream
  • Top Streaming Song (Video): Justin Bieber feat. Ludacris - Baby
  • Top Billboard 200 Artist: Taylor Swift
  • Top Hot 100 Artist: Katy Perry
  • Top Digital Songs Artist: Katy Perry
  • Top Radio Songs Artist: Rihanna
  • Top Streaming Artist: Justin Bieber
  • Top Digital Media Artist: Justin Bieber
  • Top Male Artist: Eminem
  • Top Female Artist: Rihanna
  • Top Rap Artist: Eminem
  • Top Pop Artist: Lady Gaga
  • Top R&B Artist: Usher
  • Top Rock Artist: Train
  • Top Alternative Artist: Mumford & Sons
  • Top Country Artist: Taylor Swift
  • Top Latin Artist: Shakira
  • Top Dance Artist: Lady Gaga
  • Top Christian Artist: Chris Tomlin
  • Top Pop Song: Taio Cruz - Dynamite
  • Top R&B Song: Usher feat Will.I.Am - OMG
  • Top Rap Song: Eminem feat Rihanna - I Love The Way You Lie
  • Top Country Song: Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
  • Top Rock Song: Train - Hey Soul Sister
  • Top Alternative Song: Neon Trees - Animal
  • Top Latin Song: Shakira - Waka Waka (This Time For Africa)
  • Top Dance Song: Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina - Stereo Love
  • Top Christian Song: Chris Tomlin - Our God
  • Top Pop Album: Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 Best R&B Album: Usher - Raymond V Raymond
  • Top Alternative Album: Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More
  • Top Latin Album: Enrique Iglesias - Euphoria
  • Top Dance/Electronic Album: Lady Gaga - The Fame
  • Top Christian Album: Skillet - Awake 
  • Viral Innovator of the Year: Cee Lo Green 
  • Icon Award: Neil Diamond 
  • Millennium Artist Award: Beyonce

 

Britney did a hilarious sketch where walked on stage and mimed as if she was just walking to the shops to buy some crisps and some canestan wearing headphones. See(3:36)?

 

 

Despite all these artists being in the building, organisers chose Black Eyed Peas to open the show. I'm no top music producer but there may be a touch of autotune going on. I'd rather have Su Pollard masturbating on stage to a picture of Fred West than let Fergie and Will.I.Am anywhere near a microphone.

 

 

But wait HM! This was an American music awards ceremony! Surely they wouldn't have let this event slip by without some lazy lesbian kiss between two blatantly heterosexual women?

 

Sorry, you're right - this time it was Rihanna's turn to wonder why Britney doesn't brush her teeth:

 

  • I agree (laughs) while the dilemma of social housing could be solved by building some tower blocks on Nicki Minaj's arsehole. She'd have to move over here of course but a small price to pay if it saves the green belt.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 25/05/2011 - 16:52
  • briters looks dead behind the eyes. surely they can release her from lip synch slavery to go off to get fat on junk food.

    im the biggest advocate for women getting their bits out...but don't feel anything empowering about their performance....just look like two low rent tarts down the old dog and duck, mincing around for 50p in a pint glass.
    makes madonna's sluttery look positively virginal

    merkin Mon, 23/05/2011 - 14:14
  • briters looks dead behind the eyes. surely they can release her from lip synch slavery to go off to get fat on junk food.

    im the biggest advocate for women getting their bits out...but don't feel anything empowering about their performance....just look like two low rent tarts down the old dog and duck, mincing around for 50p in a pint glass.
    makes madonna's sluttery look positively virginal

    merkin Mon, 23/05/2011 - 14:14
  • I agree (laughs) while the dilemma of social housing could be solved by building some tower blocks on Nicki Minaj's arsehole. She'd have to move over here of course but a small price to pay if it saves the green belt.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 25/05/2011 - 16:52

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