According to unpleasant reports this morning, Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Civil-Fielder has been enjoying secret trysts with a 17-year-old part-time crimper and pre-op transsexual in a London Travelodge. Say what you like about Blake, but he certainly knows how to treat a woman. And a man...

Despite reportedly still seeing ex-wife Amy Winehouse and being engaged to someone else, the 28-year-old has been shagging a teenage Amy Winehouse impersonator called Mia McHugh.

Mia, who has had breast implants and is due for reconstructive surgery to change her male genitals to female next January, contacted Blaake on Facebook back in October and claims he told her:

"'You remind me of my Amy. You're so beautiful'."

The very next day he met with Mia and took her to meet his fiancee at a pub in Shoreditch. Then it was off to the Travelodge for a romp or two....

Mia said:

"Within minutes he was snogging me at the pool table, but he had no idea of my transsexual background. He was taking cocaine in the toilets and would come out rubbing his nose.

 

"It was bizarre. I was nervous, but I liked him, so I just went along with it. Then he took me to the hotel. We played games of dare and ended up kissing and mucking about.

"He stopped, looked at me, and said, 'Are you a transsexual'? I told him yes and he just smiled."

But here's the best bit...

"He was fascinated with my Adam's apple - and I was besotted with him."

The pair apparently met up regularly for 'sex asessions' until Blake, who could return to prison for allegedly taking drugs, reportedly told Winehouse about his 'liasons'. And in a recorded telephone conversation obtained by The Sun, Winehouse called Mia to say:

"I don't care what Blake does. I want to thank you. I mean it, thank you, because I haven't been around. You're a beautiful girl. But Blake and I are best friends - we're the same person. He loves someone else and there is only one me."

Meanwhile, Mia went all Fatal Attraction to add:

"We had a special relationship for months, but it turned sour when I wanted a full commitment."

Funnily enough Blake, who is already seeing two other people (engaged to one and divorced from the other), couldn't commit and told her:

"I ain't ashamed, but you have to leave me alone now."

Reminds us a bit of this...