Look carefully at these pictures, very carefully in fact, because they aren't at all what they at first seem. You're probably thinking it's Blake Lively, she's popped all her clothes off, taken a few sexy pics with her phone and then sent them to some unscrupulous young man who's sold them to a devious internet pervert. Well they're not, and she'll sue if you say they are.

Don't be fooled by how similar the woman in the photos looks to the Gossip Girl actress, or how little things like the fact she was recently pictured buying that exact electric toothbrush and using that exact same mobile phone and case many times seem to point to their veracity, those are just clever ploys to fool you by what's sure to be a Chinese spammer or something. Plus, if you say they are, she'll sue.

So we're really sorry about that. We would have loved to have shown you real naked pictures of Blake, but instead we've just got these obvious fakes. Worst of all, there's some disgusting reprobate out there just churning out these celebrity pictures every few weeks, probably using some kind of supercomputer that doesn't even exist yet to do it. It's sickening, and he or she is no better than that guy at school who was really, really good at drawing naked women and had loads of friends because no-one could get hold of real porn yet. 

Anyway, just one more time we'd like to assert that they are not her, and she'll sue everyone and everything in her way if you say they are, because they aren't. Never, never, never, not never, ever.

Sure does look like her though, doesn't it.